✘ Normal ain’t me ✘ || Not @JonMoxley

⠀ 𝐀𝐔 Dean Ambrose! Former Shield Bro, Lunatic Fringe, workhorse turned Lethal Protector of the WWE Universe. Carrd page: ambroseasylum.carrd.co Unconventional spirit with an unyielding thirst for chaos. I don't look any further than what's right in front of me.

oh wow

@PerfervidMind Yes, we can, Mina. We totally have that. You can get rich off this. It’s called gambling, babes. I won the one day I won more than anything I’ve done in my career. The titles and everything. All that gets trumped by you being my girlfriend. That was the day I got rich, babe.

@RebelMaelstrom And I want a million dollars and we can't have it all, Dean.

@PerfervidMind Because Batman’s cool. (I like red hood a little more but that not the point) and to that point, catwoman, oh my god what a woman she is.

@RebelMaelstrom What with Batman? Why is everyone obsessed with Batman?

@PerfervidMind Brimming with this happiness oozing out of me. I don’t ever run out of it, not with you.

@RebelMaelstrom Then you're the happiest man of the earth.

The floor is lava, I'm not getting out of bed today.

@PerfervidMind It’s a new day, wanna aim for the balcony, Ms Nips?

@RebelMaelstrom Today's a bit chilly for the balcony. As for the couch, well, we could watch a movie until we drop off...

Ohayou... It's Saturday and I'm still sleepy...

@PerfervidMind You can stay in bed. I won’t take it away, but we can make it a lot more interesting in bed, girlfriend. It’s option just like the couch or lounge chair we have on our balcony deck, hun.

@RebelMaelstrom But I want to stay in bed, boyfriend. All day long.

My boyfriend is hotter than yours. @RebelMaelstrom Forever my #𝕄ℂ𝕄

Not much people will remember this Jon Moxley speaking in Spanish