Andrew Wells

@_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou @High_Stakes_ @Magic_Bone -- window with a deafening splat, he stared at the appendage in horror for a beat before standing straight, stiffening his shoulder. Chewie wouldn't cower. He definitely wouldn't scream.} {brightly} I wasn't scared! Were you?

@NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou @High_Stakes_ @Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ --So... you're sayin' she's a /big/ momma? *blinking slowly* I'm not a fan of spiders. *pausing, he tilted his head back, peering down at her* Does that make me look less manly?

-- .@NonLinearGenius and @_HarryStamper were planning would cut down this skittery welcome party by, like, a /lot/.} What do you think? Split 'em fifty fifty? You take the hundred spiders on the left? @IDidSaveYou @Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_

@_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou @High_Stakes_ @Magic_Bone -- fingers digging into the hero's arm as a shadow began to fall across the glass.} Um... Guys? Something's falling. Something skinny and big is falling from the sky. Something skinny and big is falling really really.... AHHHH! {Jumping as a spider's leg hit the --

@_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou @High_Stakes_ @Magic_Bone -- he drew himself up to his full 5'4", sweeping a hand towards the rain splattered window.} Buffy and Spike are... Wait. What's that? {Eyes widening as the rain slowly went from clear to some kind of snot colored green, he grabbed on to @_HarryStamper, --

@_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou @High_Stakes_ @Magic_Bone {Violently shoving @Magic_Bone into the corridor wall, he burst through the doorway and into the control room, determined to be the first one to give the soldier the on deck update! Just. Like. Chewie. Would. Do.} Guys! Guys! {Charging to @_HarryStamper's side, --

{hushed} Han.... Solo... {wheezes} {passes out in a heap on the floor} @Magic_Bone @High_Stakes_ @CorellianPimp

-- not /so/ bad... @Magic_Bone

-- {whispering} No. Way. It's a little thing called aging gracefully? {smiling wistfully} Only eight months to go. That's -- @Magic_Bone

Shh! {Narrowing his eyes @Magic_Bone as the iconic music began to rise, he shook his head, turning his attention back to the screen.} --

-- sending them bouncing from the chair and back to the floor} {winded} All right. /Fine/. We'll call it a draw. @Magic_Bone

-- Didn't anyone ever teach you to share? {Flailing as they sped towards the wall, he grabbed for @Magic_Bone, the smack as they collided --

-- the chair, his eyes went wide as it began to roll, careening towards the wall at top speed.} This is your fault, Jar Jar! -- @Magic_Bone

The Browncoats are insignificant, next to the power of the Force, Jerkathan! {Lunging for @Magic_Bone, his full weight connecting with the -

-- floor, managing to hit himself in the head in the process} Ow! I mean... {solemnly} I am a Jedi! Jedis feel no pain! @Magic_Bone

-- popcorn bowl, he hurled the contents @Magic_Bone, elbowing Jonathan in the ribs as he fell out of the chair, taking them both to the --

{narrowing his eyes} Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can POSSIBLY imagine! Hey! {Grabbing his -- @Magic_Bone

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{wheels a gift into @FourOfAequitas' mentions} Happy Birthday! This is for /you/! {solemnly} Chicks on scooters. Hot.

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