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@paasstah Guess you could say he wasn’t very well armed

One time this boy was bullying me. He was awful. Downright MEAN. Did I mention he only had one arm? Anyway. He was a dick. & my friend stood up for me & yelled "IF YOU DON'T STOP, I'M GUNNA RIP OFF YOUR OTHER ARM AND BEAT YOU WITH IT!" we all got sent to the office.

Prince William new photo. Is it just me or is this a weirdly generated AI image? The hands aren’t right…

Some of those are the most pathetic kicks I've ever seen. Which is just on form for them really.

@SophiePayne23 TNG, DS9, VOY and SG1 are my usual go to shows. Sometimes it's particular episodes or it's all the episodes.

TNG really is a comfort show for when I feel meh. Space fam

The more you look, the funnier it gets

@NeebsOfficial Pumpkin Spice

What’s his TED Talk about?

@paasstah Because I've had this saved for almost a month and if I have to endure over 3 hours of torture then I'm gonna share this pic, because I finally remembered whilst being on Twitter. Tagging @Zeospantera whom is also an intellectual

3 hours of pure torture: youtu.be/HWdWfnfV6Yw?si… I'm hanging out in the comments.

@beardmeatsfood There’s going to be a slight whistle on windy days

In my defence, there was a free meal and a winner’s t-shirt at stake…

@EposVox "only two groups of of people paint their women and Queers" I know they're being a tool and trying hard to be smart but that tickled me. Well, at least the first part of their username fits "Dung"

@colton_potter They grow so fast. You’re both practically the same size now!

Parental leave week 3. I don’t know what day it is anymore.

it's not about my favourite. it's about which one is CORRECT. *cough* vinyl *cough*

@GaboVillain So peak = Yamcha

This is what the peak male athletic form looks like

Dentist visit gone terribly wrong 😳

What an absolute disgrace.... This Tory govt is now scorching the earth in its greed and thirst for cruelty and power. Esther McVey is Minister for Whatever And they scrap the post of Minister for Disabled People? Shameful

You know when a group of boys gets distracted from what they should be doing and instead hurt themselves repeatedly for fun? That's today's entire episode.

@NoContextBrits “Dumbo porn”

Oh that didn’t age well. LMAO

What’s the first game you’re installing?

LEAVE IT ALONE