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Harper the yeen dog 🐟🎣🚒🚑
@RedBird578
firefighter 🧑🚒 soon to be EMT, lover of go fast baots single,looking 19 bi female pref
New Haven New York Katılım Ağustos 2019
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@fluffyfishyfox Those where a thing back in the 70’s OMC, Arctic Cat Panther 303 where powered by rotary’s
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So I’ve been inhaling paint thinner fumes for the better part of a day (a work day that is) and I had a thought if some one put a piece of bread on the ground in both the north and south poles those people made an earth sandwich
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@reddpawz That’s why we had to get rid of our bird feeder we put plastic up on our clothes line when we still had one but those bastards would walk down the line from the other pole to get to the bird feeder 😭
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My daily driver
If I’m gonna wear a hat it has to be a SnapBack
Nissehatt@hekwoys
Nobody wears hats anymore. You look at photos from the 60s or before, everyone’s wearing hats. There’s no fashions in hats now, no one wears them. It’s not like the sun or rain could go away An essential article of clothing, gone. Bizarre.
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@CertifiedLeggi 8 grand for that is a steal in my opinion
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@RickyDoggin That’s just a man who’s good at his job he’s quick and efficient
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So fun fact about me
It was once a dream of mine to be a DEC officer AKA Game Warden or Conservation Officer (In New York it’s called the Department of Environmental Conservation same thing as the DNR) 😄
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@truthseeker4449 I one hairline fractured my right shin from walking into one of these I wish I was joking 🥲
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@truthseeker4449 You don’t know what pain is until you smash your shins off off one of these bad boys
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Allegedly, the state trooper that used to administer the VA state inspector exams used to bring a truck with a big hitch on it. When you broke your shin on it, he'd stand over you and ask if the trailer hitch was secure.
Kuna 🍂@wryote
Shinbreaker 4000
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@wryote If that’s the shin breaker this is the shin obliterater
I much rather hit my shins off a normal ball hitch then a camper hitch 🥲
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@peppercoyote @YarikuTakegawa This but in a barber shop quartet
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@Tundru_DireWolf I once had a guy ask me if I’d come out his house out if he lit on fire not only did he just admit he’d do a crime I wasn’t even in my departments jurisdiction I was out of town he saw my tattoo of my helmet and the jaws of life I have on my left forearm 😭😅
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Went to the bathroom at the pub and some guy was coughing his lungs out. Turns to me and asks “if I collapsed would you do mouth to mouth right away or would you wait?”
Bro wtf? 😭
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I get high when I go out sometimes yes but I’m not driving and I don’t smoke as much as if I was home honestly if it wasn’t for weed I don’t think I’d still be here this helps a lot of people in more ways than one than the media or news knows
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Positive way weed in my opinion is the safest drug anyone can take it just makes you feel good for about an hour I mean you could argue alcohol dose the same but that’s damaging your liver what I’m saying is anything like weed alcohol ect is good in moderation and I never drive
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I must come clean not sayin this is bad this is just something you guys don’t know about me but I smoke marijuana or weed grass or whatever you wanna call it I smoke to for both enjoyment and to help with my general mental health and mental wellbeing this time of year continued:
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