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I will make the positive change in my life. I will ask to see friemds more, try go out more and make sure im not scared in my own home. And if i mess up or dont do it, i will confess online. (Im not in an abusive relationship, just never had much independence from parents)

Any UK politician who gives a penny to these historically illiterate grifters ought to be out on trial.

if these two guys fused it would form Benjamin Netanyahu

Even though he loves insulting his political rivals and calling everyone who disagrees with him "rattled", Polanski is probably the most sensitive person in politics. He can dish it out but he can't take it. It's embarassing tbh.

“Can the Minister name any other community obliged to have professional guards for every place of worship, school and communal building in Britain?” This isn’t normal. The Jewish community is being intimidated at home here in the UK - and words simply aren’t good enough.

I know we’re dogging on Harry Potter and Black Snape Dogg but let’s be real, you could not have done a better job making Draco look insufferably smug than putting that fuckass broccoli haircut on this kids head. I hate him already.

Lawyer for Hamas updates us about the deproscription efforts. Apparently the judge is getting testy about the delay in explaining why Hamas are proscribed. Franck Magennis says Yvette Cooper was motivated by “anti-Palestinian racism”. How did this nonsense get before a judge?

The UK mayor of Bath, Dr Bharat Pankhania, has apologized for sharing a series of posts that claimed the firebombing of Jewish ambulances outside of a synagogue were "Israeli false flags" and "insurance fraud." He said that "I have been made aware that I have reposted or replied to some posts which have never aligned to my values and beliefs, and which are abhorrent." So, he wasn't aware that he shared antisemitic conspiracy theories that a hate crime on Jews was actually just the Jews greedily trying to get insurance payouts and sympathy? Was he sleep-liking posts? If you can't truly acknowledge what you did wrong, then an apology is meaningless. You can't change behavior you won't acknowledge. Dr Pankhania should spend time with the Jewish community talking about the effect his posts had if he truly wants to make this situation better.

What Snape sees when he looks into the Mirror of Erised

I know people say that women can’t be funny, but this is a PERFECT impression of Tucker Carlson. I think it works so well partially because Carlson has a very feminine way of arguing, which I hadn’t realized prior to this clip.

i’m sorry he is implying that they’re going to name this baby taylor lautner

The Green Party’s latest campaign video features Mothin Ali, traipsing around his old stomping ground of Sheffield, imparting a poetic monologue of how to unite the country and bring people together. Unsurprisingly, the only image of anger and division was taken from the Rotherham riots in 2024. I can think of one other story that places Rotherham on the map of infamy. But Mothin wouldn’t dream of mentioning that. Our city streets have been filled with plenty of other photos that showcase spiteful hatred - from the year before this photo to the present day - with anti-British, anti-West, antisemitic, pro-Hamas, pro-Islamic Republic, pro-Houthi marches. Mothin himself attended many, most recently stood by a flag of the Islamic Republic of Iran who, earlier this year murdered around 30,000 of its own citizens. But those won’t get a feature here. Mr Ali, who - before the sectarian fast-track to Green Deputy Leader - screamed “Allahu Akbar!” and “We will not be silenced. We will raise the voice of Gaza. We will raise the voice of Palestine” after winning a local council seat in… Leeds. The impression of a crazed, frothing extremist isn’t the right optics for politics. So the quiet, thoughtful Mothin emerged, with gentle media training coming to the fore in front of the cameras these days. So Mr Ali talks of societal harmony, to wistful background music and throwbacks of a working class, northern yesteryear. If you didn’t know any better, you might think this wasn’t the same man who tweeted his pride and joy on October 7 2023, as Paleştinian terrorists massacred their way through Southern Israel, stealing babies, rapinġ women, torturing families, accompanied by the Arabic hashtag of Hamas’ “Al Aqsa Flood”. This social cohesion didn’t extend to Leeds’ Rabbi Deutsch who claimed Mothin Ali “unleashed hate on my family”, leading to death and rapę threats against the Rabbi’s wife. The Greens are cleverly combining grassroots party politics with taqiyya. Because that’s what the Greens are these days. A hybrid of “2026 Tankie Activism” and 7th Century Islamism.

Hey @skynews you know the fake baby torture story you are peddling? Well this is the boys father - Osama Abu Nasser - the terrorist the IDF arrested. And EVERY piece of your fake story relies on what his family tells you. You are gutter journalists spreading pro-Hamas lies.

“Sorted into Slytherin, huh, Severus? Guess we’ll have to play for separate but equal Houses.”

My own view is it doesn’t make much sense for African countries to claim reparations for the slave trade when they themselves kidnapped and sold Africans into slavery. What are they claiming for? Exceeding the quota?🤷🏿‍♀️ It all just feels like bait apple.news/AueUusiRJQQqUA…

One of the funniest things about Harry Potter worldbuilding is that there's no maths class at Hogwarts, so everyone in the wizarding world presumably has, at best, a Year 7's understanding of maths.

Community notes strikes again.

I can't believe how many stupid people here wish to impoverish themselves and the country for the sake of something that happened centuries ago. Moreover, and quite preposterously, the money would in all likelihood go to countries that still engage in the slave trade today.

On Wednesday night, a young woman went to a Gunna concert at the O2 in London. She felt something oozing down her leg. Behind her, a man had ejaculated onto her. She turned and saw his penis sticking out. She immediately reported it to the venue security and he was caught going to the bathroom to clean himself. He is now in police custody. It is not even possible to go and watch a concert without someone ruining the evening.