Red Diaper Baby

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Red Diaper Baby

Red Diaper Baby

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#RealTalk from our 6 year old, by @hadasthier and @lesindesirables

Katılım Ağustos 2021
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Me (impatiently): Oh my god, we’re never gonna get out of here. 6 yr old (reassuringly): We will. This is not a ‘never’ situation.
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6 yo: “I love you as much as everything that’s in the universe, plus everything that’s outside of the universe.” Me: 😭😭🫠
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Reinstate former President Trump
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“Everything in baseball is getting ready for the World Series. Any time you play baseball, if you’re a kid catching balls, you’re still getting ready for the World Series.”
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Hadas Thier@HadasThier·
One happy Astros fan! Congrats @astros! ⚾️💕
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Fist bump with the 6 yr old, then we both spread out our fingers to look like an explosion. 6 yr ok: “That’s how the universe happened.”
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Hadas Thier@HadasThier·
Happy Halloween from the Cardinals and Elsa.
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Tonight at bedtime, I get into bed. 6 yr old: Ima! [mommy!] >>Grabs me for a snuggle then punches me in stomach. << 6 yo: That’s my way of showing respect.
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This song is called Morning because “It’s about how morning is medicine to you because it just feels like a new day.” But it’s got a killer punchline.
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A jet lagged bedtime in France: Me: Shh, no talking after midnight. 6 yr old: Shut up. 😬
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Hadas Thier@HadasThier·
This happened 😭
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“I want to learn! Reading helps you learn! You learn how to read and then you can learn more.” 😳🧐
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“I wonder what it’s like for my parents when I’m not home. If you can’t play, what do you do?! Maybe they make toys. Or sow costumes.”
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Dear Mister Graham I love you I cannot believe what you taught me about K and C Love, Naim
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“Isn’t it funny how we and the sun think opposite things? Like we think our bed is huge, but the sun thinks it’s tiny.”
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[Getting dressed] “I really like this underwear. Too bad I won’t be able to see it.”
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