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🎭 OOGIE & EMILE - THE VIRTUAL TOILET OOGIE: Emile, listen to this… Someone’s built a virtual world, right cost hundreds of millions and the main game… is a shootout… in a fing toilet 🚻 EMILE: Nah. Nah I’ve had enough I’m out Delete the internet OOGIE (laughing): No, no, seriously! You run around a bathroom, shootin’ people! And your avatar’s, like… a monkey in a space helmet EMILE: Right. And is there a reason I’m in the bog? Did I get trapped in there? Or is this just some bloke’s fetish gone too far? OOGIE: No mate — it’s “immersive.” There’s lore. And a swamp And a duck boss EMILE: A duck boss? So I’m spending real money proper, adult money to crawl through piss puddles and get headbutted by a mallard? OOGIE (cry-laughing): Yeah! And you can tip people! Like if someone helps you wipe or whatever. EMILE: Unreal Engine, they said. I thought that meant it’d be impressive not that it’s literally unrealistic nonsense. OOGIE: It’s “the future of social gaming.” EMILE: If this is the future, Oogie, I want out. Put me in a bin and roll me down a hill.