Philp Lee’s fatter and less attractive cousin

I considered changing my Twitter handle to “Dr Thabo Miller” to show support for the #ImmodestWomen but realised that would kind of defeat the point. Therefore, as I have a Bachelor of Medicine, I shall be “Bachelor Miller” and encourage male colleagues to do the same #HeForShe

If you think the alleged assassination attempt on Donald Trump was a choreographed stunt designed to make him look heroic, like or repost this. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

The President told me Iran keeps eating his Marines so I asked how many Marines he has and he said he just goes and invades Kharg Island so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Marines to the Iranians and then Marco Rubio started crying

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Well, I'm not sponsoring this dig. The last one turned out to be a pyramid scheme.

There is a mythology the U.S. built around the American War in Vietnam. It goes like this: Young idealistic soldiers were sent into an unwinnable situation by confused politicians. They came home broken and unappreciated. It was a tragedy. A mistake. A lesson learned. Notice what that story does. It centers Americans. Their trauma. Their confusion. Their homecoming. Their feelings. In this story, the Vietnamese people are a backdrop. A jungle. An obstacle. An abstraction. Three million dead Vietnamese people are the scenery for a story about American self-discovery. They made hundreds of movies about Vietnam. The Deer Hunter. Apocalypse Now. Platoon. Full Metal Jacket. Born on the Fourth of July. Hamburger Hill. Count how many of them center a Vietnamese character with a full human life, a family, a name you remember after the credits roll. They turned our genocide into their coming-of-age story. They lost the war and still managed to make themselves the main character. And then, with extraordinary arrogance, they put their soldiers' names on a wall in Washington and call it a memorial, as if the dead to be mourned were the people who flew 10,000 miles to do the killing. Where is the wall for our three million? There isn't one. Because in their telling, we were never quite real enough to mourn.

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That comment is just ... perfect.

Trees are good

Zia Yusuf really is the Peter Pettigrew of Muggle politics… 🤔🐀

“They Looked Iranian”: Security Footage Shows Trump Negotiating With White House Patio Umbrellas for Six Hours theshovel.com.au/2026/03/25/the…

Can we get this video of Trump and Epstein shared 10,000 times to keep it trending?? Thanks 🙏 🙏

I think about this guy’s shirt a lot.

why is the right wing not celebrating the victory of free speech leader and musical artist Afroman

A Twitter classic...

Polanski's call for a wealth tax would be immensely damaging to ordinary working people. Especially ordinary working people with £10m or more in the bank.

@troubleshade It is a shame that he didn’t have faith that he could win it fairly; he probably would have won anyway, but now it is tainted by the question of whether he was just a sympathy vote

Brits tried to ridiculed and spoil the moment for him, now he holds an Oscar on his hand. Who laughs last, laughs best. Congratulations Michael B. Jordan

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.” Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

This is why we went to war with Iran.

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