Kirishima Eijiro

((The time has come fellows Im sorry I’m done With Bakugo I’m going back to the character I first started with good old kirishima and I’m too lazy to make my like 1736732627th account so I’m just gonna use this one, all tweets before this post are non canon I guess))

Oh you’re a crackhead? Light up bitch

Dame da ne, dame yo, dame na no yo

@ChappedLips4 He is projecting his stand

@ChappedLips4 No stop stop stop stop stop stoooop

@Call_me_Deku Half of 400 is 200

@ReddoRiotu No and why is that? I need to know.

I am halfway to 400!! 💚

@ChappedLips4 I do not regret frying that child in a pan and covering him with Taco Bell seasoning and adobo, throwing him into a tortilla with queso, avacado, lettuce, tomato, brown rice and onions and eating said concoction

@ChappedLips4 I do not regret eating that child

@iamwhatiEAT @MonomaStop French fry

orange

@iamwhatiEAT @eraserhead69xxx @ChappedLips4 Dragon ball except it isn’t 87% screaming

@FlameFather1 EWW IS THAT EXTRA SKIN ON YOUR PENIS

I was circumcised so now I use my quirk to make new foreskin out of fire.

Hey there, do you think you have foreskin? Check again.

@ChappedLips4 No

@FlameFather1 I do not recall, it’s been a while since I’ve read Jim Jim’s wacky trek

@ReddoRiotu Ain't that a stand ability from that one anime about John John having a wacky escapade?

Rock fact #29372992 You are a rock

@PhillSwiftStan Isn’t a cathartic something you put in your peehole when you can’t pee on your own

Guys oh god no I’ve become a cake

I shit and I fart and I blow your house down

@ChappedLips4 I’m a knuckles Stan

We are the poopshitters