Redpanda 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

ahh... the countryside. i've been cooped up inside my cramped studio apartment for too long, i do say. and what's not to love out here? the fresh air, the wide open spaces... not to mention the freedom to pursue my truest passion in life... painting animals green. what? did you expect me to say anything else? come on, be realistic. i'm the green buge guy! the onion dog guy! the, uhh... th-those videos of the pets getting the green shampoo? remember that? that was me, remember!? i'm the green guy! am i not making myself clear enough!? sorry. this isn't funny anymore. i'm letting this whole green thing go way too far. i don't even like green! my favorite color is orange... like, traffic cone orange... oh, but no one ever wants to see a "paint animals orange" video. they wanna see purple animals, or blue animals, or... or green animals. i apologize if i upset you. i think i just need time to think. don't worry about me, i'll be back soon enough. (from ig @ _dafeil_)

autobots troon out

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