Matt Wilson

Thoroughly enjoyed writing this and reliving the day I met my footballing hero ⚽️

📅 𝗢𝗖𝗧𝗢𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 Matt Wilson's ongoing season review returns with a look back at October #SAFC wisemensay.co.uk/sunderlands-oc…

“Less Elf on a Shelf, more ELF absolutely everywhere”. Read some tortured metaphors as I look back on a landmark month back in the Premier League #SAFC

Yeah, we're back.

"Time teaches you that football is not really about the winning and losing – although it does matter – but it’s about everything around it." #SAFC | ✍️@1Easterbrook wisemensay.co.uk/our-top-flight…

I love VAR

My very talented wife is selling digital pet portraits. They are done completely by hand from your favourite photo and you should all buy one #pets #petportrait #dogs #dogsofX etsy.com/shop/mapletree…

I’ve written many things but hearing the great Christopher Walken say ‘Gargle my nutsack’ is a highlight.

#ThreeLions 🤝 #YoungLions Brothers Jude and Jobe at St. George's Park!

@Redtelephone84 @Steven__C @BeatlesPod I've never known what to make of this. Presumably it's either: a) True (seems unlikely) b) He's seen another band and mistakenly remembered it as being The Beatles c) An outright lie (seems unlikely) Would love to know the truth.

@Steven__C @BeatlesPod Is the Ringo story true? And if so for which track? @ADixonMusic

@Steven__C @BeatlesPod The McCartney take is just bizarre!

@BeatlesPod @Steven__C oh dear 🤦🏻‍♂️

As mentioned on the pod… There are more than 30,000 out-of-hospital cardiac arrests a year. Red Sky supply defibrillators to Sunderland communities. There’s a sleepover at the Stadium of Light on Thursday. You can sponsor @clairegoldysafc here justgiving.com/page/claire-ho…

Rooming with Martin Lewis on a stag do

@QuotesOfXFM So what am I doing? I’ve dropped a pizza off?

Look lads, I’m just tryna do a job ‘ere… what am I gonna do with this?

@xfm_community Smoky smoky devil devil

…Weird init 😈

@paintbrush11 @StephenMerchant There’s this thing in it

@StephenMerchant I think there is a character in Men in Black 2 that would be a perfect costume for you during Halloween.

Happy Halloween. Here’s a few I made earlier…

@wafflemaker2022 @xfm_community @rickygervais @KarlPilkington Not an infinite amount of time then

Surely everyone immediately thinks of @rickygervais and @KarlPilkington yes? BBC News - Monkeys will never type Shakespeare, study finds bbc.com/news/articles/…

@Andr6wMale Fleet Foxes - Grown Ocean

💬 "With some excellent, decisive coaching, some strong recruitment and the odd sprinkling of good fortune, it really does feel as though we are on our way." 🖊️ @mickylough95 | #SAFC wisemensay.co.uk/were-top-of-th…