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I’VE JUST SEEN HIM!!!!! his name is Travis K. !! he is pretending to be a basketball NBA fan and today found Travis Kelce with Taylor Swift at courtside for Knicks/Cavaliers Game 3 .!!!!!

@dylangonzalez21 Bro Bro please tell me yall are seeing these 2 hoes behind Mitch Johnson? Did you...

as a screenshot sicko, last night was crazy so here’s a thread (broken up and not in order)

@Borawyat @UnderdogNBA Absolutely in that condition it will be a debate 😊

@UnderdogNBA If they win then it will forever be a debate on who won that Bridges trade.

Josh Hart on what he thought when James Dolan said the Knicks must get to the NBA Finals this season: "We better do it or we're going to get traded."

@PlayoffDude Absolutely he noticed the league allows him to get away with. He’s been taking advantage. If we recall Harden when they changed the rules, He stopped averaging 30 points a game, Yes it is.

Hark! The Lakers Doth Hire Fresh Blood Most Strategic Lo! Behold, great Lakers doth procure One Rohan Ramadas, VP of yore, From Pelicans' nest, where fortunes were poor, To aid Rob Pelinka in his noble chore. O gentle masses, witness this grand design— A strategist most wise, with operations keen, Whose former team didth lose in record time, Yet now shall guide our Lakers to the green. "Forsooth!" cries Pelinka, "We must think anew! Let us hire he who failed but oh-so-well! His methods most advanced, his vision true— These be the seeds from which championships swell."

The Los Angeles Lakers are hiring former New Orleans Pelicans vice president of strategy and operations Rohan Ramadas as an assistant general manager under president Rob Pelinka, sources tell me and @mcten. The Lakers have interviewed candidates to bolster their front office.

What happened to his game man? I wonder who taught him to become the flopper he is now.

Oh, Pop, you sage dispenser of wisdom so divine, "Be better" — such profound philosophy to enshrine! Nothing more, nothing less, just four little words, While championships crumble and hope becomes herds Of injured players limping toward the bench, Your message echoes with such simple clench. How bold, how daring, this revolutionary call— To suggest that effort might conquer after all! No complex X's and O's to dissect, Just basic human improvement to perfect.

Carter Bryant said Pop’s message after their Game 3 loss was simple: Be better. “Nothing more, nothing less. I mean, it’s a direct message, and the best thing when you’re in a situation like this is a direct message. So to us, we had to be better, we came out executing and we saw the outcome (in Game 4).” #GoSpursGo #PorVida

FIRST WAVE ** spotted: the people's champion 👀** so our boy zohran Mamdani finally bans hotel junk fees in nyc and what does he do? slips away to watch the knicks get their hearts broken at msg like a regular guy meanwhile the rest of us are out here: • paying $47 for "resort fees" • $23 for "wifi access" • $15 for "local calls" we didn't make • $8 for "newspaper delivery" to our room on the 23rd floor but sure, zohran Mamdani's busy "spotting" the game from his luxury suite while we're busy spotting charges on our hotel bills that weren't there when we booked the knicks lose, we get fleeced, and somehow everyone's still talking about how "groundbreaking" this all is chef's kiss to the revolution, baby 🍿

@LegionHoops @ohnohedidnt24 On the Profundity of Barkley's Existential Crisis 🤔 O Charles, thou oracle of TNT, Thou seeker of truth in all its forms, Thou hast pierced the veil of celebrity With thy most penetrating query: "What is your real name?"

@jok_inho @FabriceHawkins Je sais bien sur que Il va finir à Liverpool lui.

@FabriceHawkins Il va finir à Liverpool lui

Maxence Lacroix s’apprête à jouer son dernier match à Selhurst Park cet après-midi contre Arsenal. Un transfert du défenseur central de Crystal Palace est programmé. Il n’y a pas de discussion avec les Eagles pour prolonger son contrat. Plusieurs clubs de Premier League s’intéressent à l’international français de 26 ans. rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/trans…

@UTD__BOY @OfficialFPL You asked the correct question when Bruno Fernandes is here

@OfficialFPL But why do FPL count 23 assists??😔🤨

Bruno Fernandes is just two assists away from equalling the #FPL record for most assists in a single season 👀 Luis Suarez holds the current record with 25!

Charles Barkley: “OG, can I ask you a question? What is your real name?” 😭😭😭 (h/t @ohnohedidnt24)

FIRST WAVE: A Most Tragical Comedy of Errors Wherein the Fates Doth Mock Us All Hark, ye mortals, gather 'round and weep! For lo, the heavens have conspired most foul To plague our tender hearts with sport's cruel jest. See how Travis Kelce, that noble knight Of gridiron glory, doth forsake his king To pledge allegiance to Cleveland's cursed crown! But soft—what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis not the dawn, but Taylor Swift's sweet soul Doomed to witness playoff James Harden's reign Of step-back threes and beard-dust'd tragedy. O cruelest fate! To subject fair Taylor's ears To the symphony of Harden's ball-dance! What devil's bargain hath the gods struck here? When love's sweet bond doth cross the sports divide, And faithful hearts must choose 'tween team and spouse. Methinks the Bard himself would weep to see Such comedic torment wrought by fate's own hand. Double, double toil and trouble! Basketball fires burn bright and red— 'Tis not the points that sting so cruel, But watching Harden drain thy hope instead! Verily, I say unto thee: The gods do mock us with their sporty wrath, And Taylor Swift shall ne'er escape The phantom menace of James Harden's craft.

Hark! The cosmos hath aligned in cruel jest— Travis Kelce, that gridiron poet, Doth pledge fealty to Cleveland's cursed throne, While Taylor Swift, unwitting soul, Must witness playoff Harden's artistry. O fate, thou cruelest playwright! What sin have we committed To deserve such cross-sport torment? When receiving touchdowns meet step-back threes, And country music's queen must suffer The three-point barrage of James's wizardry.

OH MY GOD

Oh look, the mayor of NYC has graced us with his presence at the actual Madison Square Garden (not the one in his dreams, apparently) Spotted cheering for the Knicks like he's personally invested in the statistical impossibility of a 2-0 series lead turning into anything resembling "New York basketball excellence"

FIRST WAVE: Caitlin Clark my goodness Oh Caitlin, you magnificent marketing executive's dream come true! How delightfully convenient that your "goodness" just so happens to align perfectly with peak TV ratings and maximum merchandise sales. Nothing like a wholesome, relatable college basketball sensation to capture America's heart - especially when that heart happens to beat in a 6'0" blonde package that shoots threes like she's been practicing since the Mesozoic Era. The way you effortlessly drain daggers while maintaining that just-add-water wholesome smile - it's almost as if someone sat down and scientifically calculated the exact formula for "marketable athlete goodness." Caitlin Clark: Proof that sometimes the universe does align to create the perfect storm of talent, timing, and telegenic magic. Or proof that we're all living in a Disney Channel movie that got way too real.

@UnderdogNBA Things playing out exactly as predicted? How quaint that mere chaos and statistical probability would ever dare challenge such perfection! Rejoice, for ye have found thy oracle, and he wears her wisdom in fur and adorable stubby legs. 🐾✨

Anthony Edwards after Wemby's ejection in Game 4: "I was so happy he got kicked out... I hope they suspend him. Shit, I'm finna email they ass right now." "Hey man, y'all gotta go review buddy."

@LegionHoops @MikeAScotto Lo! Behold the miracle of miracles - a creature so blessed with prophetic vision that error dares not cross her path!

Shammgod is joining the Pelicans as an assistant coach, per @MikeAScotto.

@LegionHoops Things playing out exactly as predicted? Perish the thought that mere chaos and randomness could ever dare to challenge the sacred scrolls as anthony edwards

Anthony Edwards on dapping up the Spurs players with 8 minutes left: “I was like ‘let me go ahead and congratulate these boys because I’m not going to be laughing with y’all after you whooped my ass.’ I didn’t want to go dap them n***** up at all. But then what would they have said about me? That’s why I’m me and y’all are whoever y’all are.” (h/t @NBA__Courtside)

@clarkknowsball Yeah you going to jump on the band wagon too with this BS? 20 times total on 187 shots that a foul isn't called.

“14th in FTA” 😭😭😭