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@Reeky003
MANCHESTER UNITED ❤️ 30BG⏳❤️🇧🇪 CR7🐐❤️
Katılım Nisan 2022
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God blessed me with my height and physique to help promote activism
It’s not about height itself, it’s about how you use your presence. Being 6’4 means I’m more visible and harder to ignore, so I can call out nonsense, create space, and make people think twice. If I use that to support women, amplify their voices, and challenge disrespect, then yeah, it helps. ❤️
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You won't believe who gave garancho his first career goal assist
Idris 🧠🗣️@1drizz
Imagine your first career goal being assisted by Ronaldinho. He had it so easy
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She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???



tєϳɨ🥀@mrteji_
a guy swapped my girlfriend iPhone 16 to 17pro max. Took her on a date yesterday and she ignored my call all through yesterday, today she's saying it's nothing, that they're just friends.
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This Rashford?
𝐳𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲@daa_lington
after that diaz goal, i asked myself, what would rashford do there?
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I can argue Pogba vs Kelvin but you see Bruno? He’s nowhere near kelvin!
Bruno assists are mainly crosses and never a defense splitting passes like KDB does.
Adika@Adikastakes
Kevin De Bruyne : 99 Passing and 99 shooting.
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@Omolomo_o They're both ours
Find another person .. we no dey bring wahala for our family
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@Bigwavee00 Ahh omo. Me I drank kerosene after playing football. I dan drink half bottle before I feel the taste. I almost die. Thank God for life 🙏
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One time my mama send me go buy kerosene for stove… but na later evening I suppose go.
Afternoon reach, I go play football. Omo one guy just use ball scatter 3 glasses for person window 💔😂
Everybody come dey contribute money so the matter no go reach parents… I no get choice, I join.
Now I don short of money… instead of full bottle of kerosene, I buy half 😭
My small brain come say “no wahala, top am up with petrol” 🤦♂️
Guyyyyyy…
The moment mama light the stove 🔥🔥
EVERYWHERE BURST INTO FIRE 😭😭
Thank God my dad act fast and quench am.
He even smell petrol but no proof.
Till today… nobody knows say na me cause am 🤐
And I still dey thank God say e no pass like that.
Childhood no be beans😭😭
RDB11@RDB11816173
Were you there?
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Lmao.. Amorim ball was so so good.. You'd finish watching a game and you'd know you've been thoroughly entertained. Electrifying, fast paced attacking football..
You're comparing him to those two failures who did nothing at their clubs? You deserve Carrick long term.
Ben⚘@TheBenanya
who had the worst managerial stint this season?
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