Steven Segal

Loll RT @honorablecnote: RT @Mr_Camron: i thought i hated when someone replied "K" this nigga is furious http://plixi.com/p/72062639 <haha!

@smokedoutluger RT @Jaywaninc: Dear Lex Luger: STOP USING HYPERSONIC 2! Shit was played out 5 years ago!

Shoe box no shoes in em!

@AlanTheChemist how small is your penis?

@JohnnyJuliano do you ever leave your computer

No fuckin way... RT @PausePolice: http://twitpic.com/3sd97c http://twitpic.com/3rjhfv http://twitpic.com/3pnams

Fatass RT @JohnnyJuliano: Poundcake x milk = gooniez breakfast

@JohnnyJuliano how bald are you

@smokedoutluger Ohhh RT @CallMeJayHova: lex Luger who? O u mean dude who makes repetitive beats? Nah son I fucks wIth @araabMUZIK all day

Stole that from Gucci RT @JohnnyJuliano: RT @PhantomTheKing: who dat knock'n at the Doe?.. Probly a couple Junkies![in @JohnnyJuliano voice]

It's always a white Christmas in the Seagal house. That means cocaine guys

When my wife's river runs red, I take the dirt road

Ice T still owes me royalties for that little fucking ponytail

Daddy got himself a little cocaine for Christmas. Gonna blow it off this Katana, maybe Chase it down with eggnog and pcp. Who knows

I was the sole pioneer of medicinal cocaine in the early 90s. Along with my good pal Ernest P Worrel

The only time I forgot a line was in my trailer in between takes. Rotten drug dealer scum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Steven Seagal