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@kajakallas @toluogunlesi @officialABAT “Reliable and Predictable” Hmmm

The EU is a reliable and predictable partner for Nigeria, and we’re committing to deepening that partnership. It is an honour to meet President of Nigeria @officialABAT. Our discussions today are kicking off an ambitious new chapter in our EU-Nigeria relations.

@xKGx__ So asking your star player if he can continue or he needs a rest is bad management??? lol this is 2026 and not Ferguson era

Arbeloa asks Vinicius for permission to take him out .. and Vini gives him the approval to Subbed out

Kepa has lost 3 capital one cup finals he has played in. Never seen a worse gk than him

@Daddyboyy8 @CocoBoi_007 Nigerians ladies and support 😂😂😂😂 poor bastards

Once you don dodge girl billing, she don hate you be that😂

@AribisalaSeyi Take a day off and fire again Wednesday fully recharged. Body no be wood

@Reesemach This life no hard oooo I appreciate man ..nothing to add

Guys I’m back again 😅🚗💨 Make we run today’s breakdown together 👇 📊 Trips: 8 💰 Total Earnings: ₦84,400 ⛽ Fuel: Bought ₦50k (still get like 10 liters left… so roughly today na about ₦40k fuel) Now the funny (but painful) part 😂😭 Na so I follow Google today like say na my village chief… Trip wey suppose carry me go Mega Chicken (Okita, Lekki-Epe Expressway)… Before I know wetin dey happen, I don land for Coaster New Road 😩 Guyyyy I drive pass 12km extra just like that 💀 At that moment, I just weak… I know say I don lose small today 🤦‍♂️ But God dey sha 🙏 Customer sef no stress me — even shock me pass… Na Philippines client wey I pick from Festac go Mega Chicken… cool and calm 🙌 Lesson of the day: No trust Google 100% for Lagos ooo 😭 Sometimes ask road, sometimes trust your instinct! Make we gist 👇 👉 You don ever follow Google enter problem before? 👉 How you dey avoid wrong routes for Lagos? 👉 8 trips = ₦84k… you think say today try or I for push more? Drop your thoughts my people 💬🔥

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@danielholkss Did you had an exit plan when you were living with your friend ??? If you don’t have an exit plan then you deserved what you got. You probably didn’t tell him you will be staying that long.

I Just got my first job with a big real estate firm on the Island and I was commuting from Magodo every day. I had to wake up by 4am just to catch the staff bus, and I wouldn’t get home until around 10pm because of traffic. It was draining, so I decided to move closer to the mainland. I reached out to a friend. He told me he was away in for the Christmas/New Year break and didn’t even have money to get back to Lagos, so I had to send him money to return. I told him to let me know when he got back — he did, and I moved in with him. From the day I moved in, I was responsible for everything. And I mean everything — feeding, bills, upkeep, money to carry models plus betting and I mean i will fund this guy's bet9ja, drinking. All these minus “abeg you get 2k” here and there. Along the line, I realised I had no savings because I was basically taking care of two people. So I decided to cut back and be more responsible with my finances. That’s when the problem started. Long story short, on Valentine's day that year, my "friend" came with thugs to send me out of the house. I ended up sleeping in a park that night because it was too late to get a bus back home. I still have the video evidence We have been calling each other "friends" since uni days Not to mention that immediately I left, everything started changing for good, few months after I got my first car. Recently, this same person reached out to ask me for help. For a moment, I almost sent it. But something in me just refused. Growth will really force you to break patterns you once thought were normal...

@livescore Even he will be surprised he has won that much lol.

Phil Foden has now won 𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 trophies with Manchester City 🏆 He’s still only 25 years old 😳

@brfootball Enjoy your retirement Payet the maverick

38-year-old Dimitri Payet has called time on his career. A baller the streets will never forget 🪄🇫🇷

@FabrizioRomano Very sweet deal for him and his family. Time to explore another continent and grow his popularity in America. Enjoy your retirement.

🚨💣 BREAKING: Antoine Griezmann to Orlando City, here we go! Verbal agreement in place for French star to join MLS side. Agreement on deal for July 2026, free transfer from Atlético. After deal for March rejected, agreement done for summer. Griezmann will travel this week to USA, as @Marca reported. All set. 🧨🇺🇸

They will all line up to shop for more once season finishes

Hmmmm

Victor Osimhen’s new ₦3 billion two-storey mansion in Hampton Lake, Lekki, Lagos State, is currently making waves online.

@HAHayatu Adedibu did it in Ibadan Tinubu also did it In Lagos It is common in South west as long you know how to play the long game

The kind of Godfatherism that Tinubu had in Lagos cannot be replicated anywhere in Nigeria. It failed in SE, SS and in the north too severally. Why did it succeed in Lagos ?

@viktorbensonyt Don’t fall in love with a loaned player

Bro to Bro, listen to me: 1. Stop scouting world-class talent if you're not ready to pay the transfer fee. 2. Be careful with free agents. If no club wants them, there's usually a reason 3. Never trust "here we go" until the contract's signed, anything can happen. 4. Talent isn't always obvious sometimes it's hidden where no one's looking. 5. Sign those who deliver now, not maybe someday. 6. Always check the medicals before signing. Some injuries aren't visible on the pitch. 7. No player is bigger than the club 8. Remember some academy players will end up leaving the team to a bigger team once reaching their potential and being noticed by bigger clubs. 9. Go for lower division players. They are easy to manage and they demand small salary. 10. Don't change formation just because you conceded a goal 11. Sometimes you need to play barefoot and enjoy the rawness of the pitch. But make sure you see the medicals after that. 12. Last but not least playing barefoot can give you a career ending injury

The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman, says: “We spread the Salafi-Wahhabi ideology at the request of the United States to confront the Soviet Union in the 1980s.”

People don’t really respect Eto’o enough. He was causing so much havoc in that Arsenal defense. He was the most feared striker in Europe that season.

@ptreatshaven Always your friends and not you. You sef no reach to enjoy in your own web of lies.

My friend recently started a 9-5 and her man has been funding her Chowdeck wallet so that she doesn’t worry about lunch. You can’t teach this romance thing.🥹

@Saheedtoriola @LegendaryJoe He has all of this yet he’s still sharing rice and one bottle of oil to Nigerians. All these ingenuities only to make people see rice as something to appreciate. E pate wo fun Tinubu

@Reesemach @LegendaryJoe Till the end of this world, your tribe cannot produce a leader who has a digit percentage of Asiwaju's political and administrative ingenuity.

THE ABEOKUTA DECLARATION The Greatest Public Speech Ever Delivered in the Nigerian Political Space It was the 2nd day of June, in the year 2022, that historic day when Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu stormed the ancient city of Abeokuta. Abeokuta - the city rich in history where memory is carved in stone. Abeokuta - A city that did not beg its enemies for mercy, did not negotiate with terror, but looked to the Ancestors and found shelter in granite. The Olumo Rock - that ancient, immovable colossus - did not merely shelter the Egba people from the fury of their adversaries. It became the people. It became their testimony. And on that June morning, Tinubu walked into its shadow and borrowed from its spirit. When Asiwaju stood before the National Delegates of the All Progressives Congress to seek their endorsement at the party's convention; He was not making a speech - He was performing a covenant. He was not merely addressing delegates - he was speaking into the earth itself and demanding it bear him witness. He was not canvassing votes - he was writing in permanent ink upon the scroll of history, in a city whose memory is as enduring as the rock. On that day, in that declaration, Asiwaju Tinubu established no fewer than FIVE DISTINCT QUALITIES that set him apart - irreversibly and irrecoverably - from every man who now suffers the cold frustration of playing against him on the field of progressive politics and visionary leadership. THE FIRST QUALITY: The Preference for Priorities At the height of PMB's frustrations with consecutive defeats at the Presidential polls, he approached Asiwaju and sought to rely on the Jagaban's impeccable electoral winning streak, his formidable structural machinery, his unrivaled capacity to deliver. PMB demanded a joint ticket with Asiwaju, one he was certain would shatter the wall that had kept him from Aso Rock. What was Tinubu's answer? You wanna hear? "General, priorities matters. Institutional fortitude must precede personal ambition. We are not yet at that stage. Let us first build this party." Meditate on that response. A lesser man - a man of hunger rather than visions - would have seized that moment. Would have calculated his personal leverage and extracted the maximum advantage. Dude would have said: yes, let us ride together and efritin. But Asiwaju did not. Because the Jagaban has never been a man who mistakes the battle for the war. Haraka haraka haina baraka - haste, haste carries no blessing. He understood that a party built on solid foundations outlasts any individual who rides it to victory. He understood that the structure must precede the occupant. You do not move furniture into a house that has no roof. And this is precisely the quality that confounds his opponents to this day. They jockey. They scheme. They announce presidential ambitions before they have organised a single ward. They seek the crown before they have forged the kingdom. They want harvest before planting season has even been announced. And then they wonder - why does this man always seem to be three moves ahead? Should those who now gather themselves as opposition possess even a fraction of his foresight - even a single digit percentage of his strategic patience - they would not be scrambling individually for races they cannot win before first building the collective system capable of accommodating their ambitions. But they do not. And that is why they lose and then turn around to accuse the superior mind of dictatorship. Guess my second point! SHALL I BEGIN? Good Evening Severally