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@ReganDotCom

passionate about adult gummy vitamins, space, national parks, pop punk, and umich athletics. she/her

CO / MI Katılım Aralık 2012
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I had a dream that I reloaded my Starbucks card because there was only $1 left, but I woke up to an eReciept. I actually reloaded it. In my sleep.
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I'm at a dive bar in Sacramento that's playing old town road on repeat. It's like covid never happened here
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It's so funny that so many F1 drivers are like 21. You can't even rent a car, why are you driving so fast ??
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I don't like this Spotify anniversary thing because my whole story had me and my ex bf's song as the background music
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It has been brought to my attention that bosco sticks are a "Midwestern thing"
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My friend met a guy at a bar, and now she's referring to him as "wild caught" 😭
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It's my opinion that podcasting in the 2020s is as blogging was in the early 2000s. Not everyone needs a platform
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My Spotify listening age is 28, idk how all y'all are such boomers 😭
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The worst part about addressing wedding invites is that now I have to actually know my friends SO's last names
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Honestly a huge bummer that there's no SNL the week of trump and zm's first date
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Participated in culture tonight (stood in line at my local Chili's for a wicked margarita)
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