Reginald “Reggie Four-Loko” Crinkleberry Jr

Happy saturday y’all. Reminder it’s never too early to start drinking. Any questions? Let me know. Thanks, Reggie

@Jonsmith116037 Atta boy JS. Just gave me a season to start drinking at 8am. Thanks, Reggie

Just had sex for the first time in a year

@KitFistosBurner Kit, I was just thinking the same thing. We need to teach them a lesson. Thanks, Reggie

What is up with women and thinking they have the right to talk every time you start a sentence? Shit is fucking ridiculous

@AriGoldsBurner Atta boy AG. You just earned yourself a new follower😎 Thanks, Reggie

Been getting lots of black allegations recently, I’m ending this once and for all. Ari is #White

@nickickrose Nick, there is no such thing as too many pouches. Hope this helps. Thanks, Reggie

How many pouches is to many pouches in a day

@richardciderbox Dixon, to me it looks like you’re living the dream. Enjoy your weekend. Thanks, Reggie

There’s a certain group that’s fuming at the sight of this

@LongJohn1962 Depends on the day of the week. Thanks, Reggie

Fellas is it gay to get ice cream with the boys?

@toematerg “toe” Mater, at my last colonoscopy doctor said I was 5’ 9” 253. Let me know if you have any questions. Thanks, Reggie

men, please state height and weights - doing some research

Finally decided to give this Twitter thing a whirl. Are there any fellow NACC enjoyers on this app? Thanks, Reggie