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•Redmi 15....MK710,000.. Negotiable •8 GB ram/256 GB •7000 MaH •0897730521/0995503659 •Lilongwe Area 36 Please Rt

I’ve known my wife for 14 years and I don’t think I’ve ever had to forgive her for anything. You don’t have to settle for partners who hurt you over and over

Dickmatization will rob you of your dignity heal (masturbate)

Women change bestfriends eh eh, bwanji? simutha kusunga chi friendship?

I saw them first 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where is that Uncle Ngi tweet 😂😭

Nkazi uyu pano wa hyper guys ndisazamveso wina mwakuti eti?

Nthawi yomwe timasambila Lifebouy, ma guys osambila Protex ndi Palmolive ankationa ngati makape. Mpaka tinaphusha nkufika level amanenayo; ati ayi tu pano kuli ma shower gel. Ine izizi wina ndizamumenya...

You’re not lying at all. As a man you have about 2 real friends, max. The other dudes would sleep with your girl/wife if you’re not looking and would ruin your family nje for the fun of it.

5 years later 😭😭😭😭 04.02.2021 - 30.04.2026 Alhumdullilah!🩺

Is this your business?

please, get addicted to thinking positively in your life.

I find this a very dumb take.

@Mr_Diabolical_ Cap

Obito’s identity was one of the most predictable plot twists in anime history

Top 5 ways to address me by🧍‍♂️ 1. Supreme Leader 2. Handsome 3. Papi 4. Daddy 5. Senpai

Me listening to junior Devs at work thinking not using AI makes them the "Best Devs"

My driver tells me he had to bribe a fuel attendant with MK50,000 just to secure a full tank of diesel at a filling station in Lilongwe, where the apparently MERA set a limit of 20 litres per car. At one point, there was not a single filling station with diesel in the entire capital, yet we must be back in Blantyre by tomorrow morning. The fuel attendant benefited off not just the crisis, but our desperation as well. Desperation has become a marketplace, and profit its currency, just as it is in the hands of corrupt politicians. Therefore, the attendant cannot question the politician, for he is merely a smaller reflection of the same system. Perhaps corruption is no longer a vice in this country, but a condition for survival!

BSc. Environmental Management and Technology bagged Nail Tech wa degree 🤩

No foreign companies are allowed to extract minerals in America, China, or Europe, but in Africa African countries rely on foreign companies to extract their own minerals. Don’t we have engineering companies with African engineers in Africa? This trend must end!

that one viltrumite

@BrightNsele @Iam_fefi We really deserve our leader lmao

@Iam_fefi It's shallow water and short distance and you expect him to spend more money. Mostly we push politicians to be corrupt coz we expected them to do more than their duty and if they do naonso amafuna kubwenza and timakhalaso odandaula 😂🙌

Not that I am supportive or whatsoever BUT to those who think the donation is not of this age , its wrong, not deserving for some one who is an MP. What could have been a good donation to help ease the transportation over the river ? Construction of a bridge? I just want to know