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@KolawoleOlaid13 @BarcaUniversal he signed him on a money laundry scheme, cus he was using club funds to fund his luxury lifestyle

@BarcaUniversal Our president then made a great mistake for signing him

❗️Antoine Griezmann during his Atletico Madrid farewell: "Please forgive me. I was young and I made a mistake to join Barcelona." "I did not understand the love I had here. I recognized my mistake, and did everything to come back and enjoy here."

@GODINISMO93 Si Gavi con 500 minutos esta siendo convocado, eso te dice lo malo que es el Madrid

Pero la que si está garantizada es la del muertazo de “gavi” que ha jugado 500 minutos esta temporada, te tienes que reír…🤷🏻‍♂️

@Lunamoo71330902 @PopEridu @fairy you have to pul for the MC, but its not the 180 pity

@PopEridu @fairy This has to be a joke cuz what do you mean we actually have to pull for the MC? What gotcha game makes you pull for the main character

As the first Z-Rank agent, Pyrois' gacha pity will be at 180 pulls instead of the standard 90 pulls. (Via @Fairy)

@EpicCoyote @NotTheo_Ch english is not my first language

@Rei40311137 @NotTheo_Ch i don't think you realize what "beat off" means...

this 'game' is so fucking ass lmao

@EpicCoyote @NotTheo_Ch Parents outside the US use belts or sandals and beat their kids when they misbehave like throwing tantrums in public, insulting the parents In the US a teen can slam the door on their parents and nothing happens, in other countries do that and the door is breaking in 5 seconds

@NotTheo_Ch "this is what happens when you don't beat off your child enough" what???

@kayjii @Kingsman265MR "rolling the enemy team while im ridding Kingsman" yeah maybe you wanna rephrase that

GTA in Marvel Rivals before GTA 6

@KTXPLOSION_ @kayjii left click?

DEVIL DINO HAS TO TURN AROUND TO MELEE 😂

@Elcoco_507 Ojala

PREDICCIONES MUNDIAL 2026 🏆Campeón: España 🇪🇸 🥈Subcampeón: Alemania 🇩🇪 🥉Tercer puesto: Panamá🇵🇦 😳Revelación: Panamá 🇵🇦 🫤Decepción: Francia 🇫🇷 🥾Bota de oro: Halland 🇳🇴 💫Balón de oro: Florian Wirtz 🇩🇪 🐣Mejor jugador joven: Kadir Barría 🇵🇦 🧤Guante de oro: Unai Simón 🇪🇸

@BenBocsak Send him to belgium or Ligue 1

🇵🇦 Keep an eye on 18-year-old Josué Vergara. - 11 games - 10 goals - 2 assists He’s enjoying a brilliant start to life in Europe after arriving in the Virsliga in Latvia in January. A really interesting profile. 1.96 metres tall. He’s a proper target man but comfortable with his feet as well and a decent link-up player. He thrives inside the box. Very dangerous from crosses and he’s got excellent movement to get himself into goal-scoring situations and find space or an advantage against his markers. Would be ideal for a side that likes to put in a lot of crosses. Would love to see him go to Hungary, Serbia, Slovakia or Poland next. At 18, he’s got the potential to go a level higher after that too. There’s a chance he could make the Panama World Cup squad as well.

@Celadon_VA Why did the tweet say "translated from Indonesian"?

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@LawrenceLlaneza Como extraño Crackovia

Pedrerol 2 minutos antes de que entre Florentino a plató:

@WhiteHouse From a Panamenian to Venezuelans, look at what happened to us when the US took over Panama, if this happens its only a matter of time until the military shoots your kids for singing your anthem.

@_aleerm El unico del Madrid que podria ir es Huijsen, y eso es porque no hay mas defensores, estas pidiendo que llamen a un chaval que no ha hecho nada desde el mundial de clubes, "Pero y Gonzalo Garcia!?" el delantero con 7 g/a en 34 partidos? ese?

Requisitos para que un jugador del Real Madrid vaya a la selección española: - Conseguir las sietes bolas del dragón. - Matar a Godzilla. - Superar las 12 pruebas de Hércules. Requisitos para que un jugador del Barça vaya con la selección española: - Respirar (opcional)

@dinadolass1 @FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol Hell the Vini "Balon Playa" joke is LITERALLY cus Vini bragged about the ballon dor against the Barcelona players AND crowd (only for Rodri to win it).

@dinadolass1 @FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol Bellingham posting "Talk is cheap" after el clasico in October Mbappe going to the Barcelona crowd to celebrate the win Vini LITERALLY YESTERDAY spamming "We have 15 UCL" after the first goal

🚨👕 Lamine Yamal shows shirt: “Thanks God I’m not Madridista”. @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol 🎥

@thatmadridguy__ @FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol "Talk is cheap" -Jude Bellingham after scoring against Barcelona to announce the league was won, October 2025

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol I never ever saw Madrid players making fun of these folks during the trophy parade. They don't even bring up these guys but Barca's trophy parade is all about mocking Madrid. Getafe without Negriera btw.

@dinadolass1 @FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol This is revenge, Madrid bragged all these months how they won in October, how the league was over in October, how much better they were, how small of a club Barcelona is, now Barcelona wins 2 trophies by beating Real Madrid You reap what you sow.

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol This is extreme, what nonsense is this? Celebrate your victory in peace and don’t drag unnecessary attention on yourself because tell me what is the meaning of this? This is childish and provocative.

@DarrylRMFC @FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol because Bellingham bragged in October, you get what you harvest

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol Why is he begging it with us lmaoo Nobody cares about you or your club kid pipe down

@kingofleaguetwt @drewlevin You look like a rejected hippie Your hairline is receeding so much I can fit an NBA's player hand on your forehead You look like Shaggy sending pictures to Velma asking her to come back

@drewlevin yea i look better tbh nice try cockface

honestly this guy is a disgusting rtard and i don't understand how ppl haven't flamed him for his looks yet, he's the ugliest riot person we've ever seen, he looks like the word cockhead was invented for him, he's repulsive and looks like the result of a failed character creation

@SamuelB775 @MasiacanPlanes @marca @jdelriomuradas claro porque ningun madridista puede simplemente ponerse una camisa del barcelona para hacerlo verdad?

@Rei40311137 @MasiacanPlanes @marca @jdelriomuradas Busca el video crack, se ve claramente que fueron los culerdos

¡La afición del Barcelona confunde el autobús culé con el del Real Madrid y lo apedrea en la previa del Clásico! 📲 @jdelriomuradas