Reign Of Zaius

Behold! Humans and Apes living together in harmony. This could be us if we worked together. #PrimateUnity is not a dream, it's a destiny! #ChangeTheFuture

Society is on the brink of self-destruction but Humans are tweeting about #TheLittleMermaidLive. Whatever distracts from your sludge-laden oceans & smog-filled skies. Come join the #ApeRockRevolution when you're ready to commit to #PrimateUnity and #ChangeTheFuture.

@SuckMePinkie Unattractive. This pales in comparison to the great red asses of baboon bitches in heat.

Hail the Queen of your Human Halloween! #ChangeTheFuture

Our gratitude to @eternalblacknyc and the tremendous Human Halloween Hosts at Lucky 13 for helping us to spread our message of #PrimateUnity. #BrooklynMetal

Tomorrow is the @eternalblacknyc Halloween Bash at lucky13saloon and we can't wait to see you there! Come in your best ape couture and show us your primate allegiance! @ Lucky 13 Saloon instagram.com/p/B4RHoqUBJpc/…

@eternalblacknyc @goatwizardmusic @Lucky13Saloon Who you calling heavyweight? I've got 2 types of appeal. Sex and Banan.

Brilliant Human documentary!

@the4040club Where are the talking Apes from the future? This lack of equal Primate representation is offensive.

Doors are opening at 8PM for a Nightmare on 25th this Thursday. #NYCHalloween #NYC

@GirlsPlayParty I dunno. Why is a Gorilla costume only acceptable when it's a costume?

@ChelseaNYC2 This is totally how Humans look in the future. The lucky ones, at least.

Love #nyc #Halloween

@rumpusroomnyc Needs more Ape.

Tuesday 10/29 is a very special “Halloween Smash Night” Feel Real party. Host / DJ Disciple and friends serve up spooky house music beats. It’s smashing! 🎃💃🦓

@macabesord1 Needs more Ape.

APES RUN WILD THIS HALLOWEEN at LUCKY 13! The #ApeRockRevolution celebrates your Human tradition as a peaceful gesture. Let's all share music & drinks in elaborate costume and #UniteThePrimates! facebook.com/events/2535343…

"I can feel it when I walk down the street, dragging my knuckles. People don't point and stare as much. I think the #ApeRockRevolution is really starting to change New Yorkers' perceptions and encourage Primate Acceptance." Be Informed. Attend a #PrimateUnity rally near you.

"The Earth's future is filled with tough times and difficult decisions - But we can still have a good time working side by side to #ChangeTheFuture!" The struggle for #PrimateUnity needs social justice warriors! If you see someone discriminating against Apes SAY SOMETHING!

"The #ApeRockRevolution saved my life. It gave me a purpose - to spread the message of unity and equality among all Primates. We fight the good fight every day." Join the Ape Army. #UniteThePrimates

Apes Run Wild this Halloween! Thursday 10/31/19 it's the biggest #PrimateUnity Rally yet at at Lucky 13 in Brooklyn. #ChangeTheFuture facebook.com/41574464182597…

Finally, the Reign of Zaius comes to #UniteThePrimates on Halloween! We're just a week away and we can't wait to rock the hell out of lucky13saloon! See you then! @ Lucky 13 Saloon instagram.com/p/B3_WpKdp09X/…