Max Reisner

@sydni__ @_dalen_ No

@_dalen_ thoughts?

I’d like to live in California

@mcstamm3 You cheating on me?

just got my teeth cleaned who want me?

@PardonMyTake @brendonGranny

@schwarzhuber6 Best day of my life

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@mcstamm3 My bad

spotted cow on tap is never as fun as it was the day before it’s so weird #hung #getmeawatey

@schwarzhuber6 For sure dude

@ReisnerMax Can you get me one for my half birthday?

Amari Rodgers is WR1 let’s goooo

@brendonGranny @DezBryant But he dropped it

Happy birthday to the goat 🐐 @DezBryant

@brendonGranny That aged poorly

Terrible clock management! McCarthy is big dumb box of frickin rocks!!! WHAT AN IDIOT!!!!

@schwarzhuber6 Probably die

What does Khris have to do to get one foul call

@mcstamm3 Rt

new JB dropped today so u already know imma be bricked up all friggen day

@schwarzhuber6 She hates the bucks

I am not a fan of Doris Burke I’m sorry

It's national California day and I just wanted to announce that we aren't expanding there anytime soon.

@NickFeltz1 You’re gonna have to pay for my professional recommendation

@ReisnerMax Do you recommend it from a dentist standpoint?

Once the weather gets up to 30° I might pick up smoking so I can enjoy the outdoors more

@mcstamm3 @brendonGranny The boots looking real nice @mcstamm3

@brendonGranny can’t wait for that to be us July 4th this year 😎 @ReisnerMax how’s the boot?

Tom is all of us on a hot July day getting off the boat after day drinking for 8 hours and finally setting foot on land. Lol love it 😂

@mcstamm3 Thanks I will

If you’re reading this I hope YOU have a great weekend :)

@schwarzhuber6 You are a dog

I wanna get a dog so fucking bad

@NickFeltz1 Idk dude you might want to listen

Dentist told me to quit grinding my teeth. Bitch, I'll never stop grinding😤💯

@NickFeltz1 @KahDon Stinky

@KahDon It means you stink