Relaximus

@SimpPolice911 Good thing he’s into men

Moving from a demon to the devil is crazy. Nigga has terrible taste in women

@nypost So happy for Sue, they somehow seemed incompatible to me. But what the heck do I know all I know is I’m a huge, Sue Bird fan.

Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe announce they're splitting up trib.al/hjDyiKZ

Alright I’m not kink shaming but due to the high volume of wild ass requests I’ve recently received I gotta say I draw the line at: animals, kids and getting off to people dying of terminal illnesses. Praying for yall 😭

@Traveler2236 When moon?

I used to have a lot of subscribers, but I knew I wasn't going to have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars when XRP moons past $100. Eventually people get impatient, then they doubt, then they go away. My subscription lineup is much more manageable this way. Only a few survive

@cameron Is Genesis dead too?

Why is bitcoin hitting $74k? I thought bitcoin was dead?

@ScamDetective5 Sell, sell sell!!!!

XRP continues to plummet versus Bitcoin for the 8th day in a row.

Having a neat and tidy grass lawn is racist, apparently.

@ScamDetective5 Perfect, my 100 xrp will make me rich

Just talked to the XRP buy back committee this morning. They confirmed the $1,000,000,000 per XRP price is still in play and they will be getting out of the mental institution in time for Apex this year.

@JoelKatz @Dogeh8er @Ripple @evernorthxrp @ashgoblue @bgarlinghouse Will you toilet paper the place?

@Dogeh8er @Ripple @evernorthxrp @ashgoblue @bgarlinghouse Don't tell anyone, but my credentials still open the employee entrance door at Ripple HQ.

Feeling 589 times bullish after calling the @Ripple office 😂 #XRP #XRPL @evernorthxrp @ashgoblue @bgarlinghouse @JoelKatz

Be honest, have you jerked off to me before?

Breaking: Luke Murray plans on coaching BC from the UConn bench next year

@VigilantFox How? Exactly how? Talking to people about a myriad of opinions used to be thought of as constructive discourse.

Sam Harris says his “friend” Joe Rogan has had a “f*cking awful” influence on society. “It’s unignorable at this point.” Harris says he’s reached out to Rogan privately about his “truly terrible” effect on culture, but Joe hasn’t responded. “I’ve tried to reach out to him privately, and he hasn’t responded. But I felt the need to say things about him publicly that I’m very uncomfortable saying about a friend.”

Once $XRP hits $100 and I’m sitting on $5M… I’ll be right here. Not Paris, not Dubai, not Las Vegas.

Can someone, anyone, tell us what the objective of this war with Iran is?

@MayaBijouXXX Bravo

Almost 4 months sober from alcohol 🥹🥹🥹

@HammerToe @Daniel7Prinsloo Matt, name the 2 times in aviation history that a plane has disintegrated on contact?

@Daniel7Prinsloo It’s 2026 and it’s unbelievable people really don’t understand basic physics. You were taught e=mc^2 in school.

It's 2026 and people really belive a plane took down the towers. Wild

@DanielGilr44222 How can anyone argue with that?

@stoolpresidente So if I’m Father, taking my kid to a Savannah Bananas game, I cant like it? That’s foolish.

If you’re an adult that likes the Savannah Bananas, I don’t respect you as a human

It’s 2026 and there are still people who believe major commercial banks and central banks are going to use XRP. Wild

@jdmetfan Feel better?

There are no asshole PC or UConn fans around to say something stupid right now? What a disappointment. So you only talk shit when you are playing well?? Very soft, come on, someone has to have a set of balls that I can embarrass! #SJUBB