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@billiongjgly @deleisyourbae You mean.. “Find your way around my body, I would make you a good meal for breakfast”
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Someone said women trade like the British during colonialism
Kateroy🫦@Roy2if
My bf paid for my rent this month and I ordered him chicken wings... 50/50 😍😍🥰🥰💃💃
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iPhone 18 will reportedly be able to make phone calls.
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My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world.
Voice note received 6:47am
Dad: (sound of kettle in background)
Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way.
Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note)
Me: (it is 6:47am)
Me: (sends voice note back)
Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again.
Voice note received 6:51am
Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye.
Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am)
Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)
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Net asset of $3m with at least $1m in cash or cash equivalent
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye
What figure do you consider rich in Nigeria. I say $1 million. What do you say.
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@be_like_ice so I was wise at 8, “too much” at 18, and now I’m childish at 38… at what age do I finally get consistent character development 😭
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Are you a Tree or a Bird?
Think carefully before you answer.
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@Elkrosmediahub Seven Trillion, Eight-Hundred And Seventy-two Billion, Four-Hundred And Ninety-three Million, Two-Hundred And Twenty-Five Naira. Ninety Kobo
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The thing most people will never tell you about wealth is that most wealthy people hardly form attachments to most of their property. Everything is transient. It is that mindset that helps compounding.
A car is meant to be used and sold or kept for sale in the future if it is a supercar that appreciates. Houses are meant to be bought and sold or used as collateral for more leverage. Every asset serves a purpose and if they are not appreciating, they are disposed of.
After I sold a car last year, I noted how much it was in dollars and looked at how much it could have appreciated if I put that money in the US stock market, and I now want to sell every car or every asset that I am not utilizing fully.
An apartment I was offered for £85k in 2007 is now £450 today in Salford. It was a rent-to-buy deal but the problem I had then was moving money across borders. So, I put the money back into the business and lost everything. Rich people don't get too attached to one business as well. It is why they invest and move assets around.
Wealth management is a game of information and access. Keeping liquidity is not because of flexing or enjoyment but for the purposes of multiplication. This is why I cringe when I hear that stupid Nigerian term “Money na Water.” It shows that some people are devoid of ideas.
“Money no be water, money na bullet.” Load your weapon and aim wisely.
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Em’ be get wait rema talk 💭🤔
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
Once we commot cloth and you open camera telling me you’ll like to watch it later. I go just wear my trouser back.
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