Uncle and Child

Yeah my girlfriend is great, but my ex is my world ❤️

@k3miffy Gay little monkey?

high as hell at this party and this dude just walked in...

@lebrongoat420 Roanoke Virginia

Current short list: Raleigh, NC Charlotte, NC Ann Arbor, MI Madison, WI Savannah, GA Saratoga Springs, NY Arlington, VA I refuse to live in a Tier 1 city

CDs are back. Maybe it’s placebo, but I think the audio is genuinely better

@c4t_scissoring NEED a footact bad right now

@UncleDingler Ok this 👆👆👆

i go garbanzo on her bean until that chick pees

@NorthernIion_LP Me thinks Private Equity should get in on the ground floor of the Uncle and Child empire. The paths to growth are virtually limitless. I went home with my secretary last night and she agreed with me. The messed up part is that my nephews don’t even respect me for this

no way this is how i find out

@MeansJustifier @chumbawalden Reminds me of my rural home town #unclefromthestix

@chumbawalden @RemyBoy110

Survey says @remyboy110 🤣🤣🤣

@raffiv4 Definitely defender closing out. Doesn’t mean you can’t bury it

Oh nah someone said @RemyBoy110 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MeansJustifier @heismiene Thank you for the reminder. My nephews haven’t heard from me in many summers. They married a couple of town whores and now Uncles gets MUCH less attention. Needless to say I’m not a huge fan of those women. I enjoy the presence of my nephews in my vicinity. Thanks

@heismiene @RemyBoy110

My uncle just hit me on FaceTime and said let’s change the world this summer

@oops4041555 Goop

At the crib eating straight up Stuff.

@GreatClipsFade Awesome. I’ve gotta catch him soon

@RemyBoy110 So incredibly good. Donato is certified. Railroad Earth took me by surprise as well

Mind if I get a little cosmic on a Thursday evening?

@new_balance_993 Uncle and Child here. This is literally genius

@IllegalSeafoods Thank you for liking this tweet Charles

@IllegalSeafoods Real sh*t Charles, but you should also hope to uncle a nephew someday. If you are wise

I hope to father a family some day

@Johnfis08605918 An impressive bosh this afternoon

Salad cream bosh.

@punished_freak This is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do. I think it might be Brian the dog for me 😔

Men, delete one forever: -Peter -Brian -Cleveland -Quagmire -Joe -Carter Pewterschmidt -Adam West

@rob_ruhl 🙋‍♂️

Unc is that you

Be honest are you bumming a little bit of toothpaste from me if we’re on a road trip together?