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@_blrs i can have a little silt and clay on my cheat day

mulch for breakfast sand for lunch dirt for dinner

@weightoven fucked up showing the waffle house an oc 80 they've been in shambles ever since

@RemyBoyz his whole demeanor switched up like sorry bro i wasn’t no casual 😭

coworker asked me what’s the best drug i’ve done i said meth hands down hahaha

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

wedontbelieveyou @akimbomodelnac

@OldSanity @tekbog yeah i mean the video itself, string cheese commercial.

@RemyBoyz @tekbog It's a shitpost I made using the string cheese commercial.

this reminds me of a great piece by an eternal philosopher jester joey coco diaz

@OldSanity @tekbog do u know what this is from

tried my first filet-o-fish and they had to narcan me

@rackkzz 50k to a Saudi prince or release covid 2

been trying to get my old @ name unsuspended for years now — need this shit back asap

@DoNotEngageWith the perfect bar

it's like an amateur baker made peanut butter cookies, didn't put enough peanut butter flavor, and decided to make the mess of dough into a bar and refrigerate it I got two bites in and threw it away when I saw how much sugar it had

bo1/bo2 nuketown vs bots is mental health care

@_blrs fear and loathing

what is the best movie of all time

if i knew it was gon be days like this i woulda stayed in tha goop

fuck it bro just boil the bag just boil it out it in the boiling water you goddamn blockheaded moron

Show gratitude everyday, fuck nigga.

@Slime0sama we can run it

@vapelegend @weightoven Cosigning ticef

@weightoven need as many ebaes as possible. im starting an army

taking edating applications

@fleshsimulator if you're with someone for 10 years and a dox makes them leave, they weren't the one

Hey I'm a free agent again! You guys broke up a ten year relationship by doxxing my GF, so point to you there