Remy Kassimir

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

None of the bipolar ppl I kno have ever had a kkk or Hitler phase for what it’s worth

@Adams_Tilly @beggywilliamz She is absolutely evil lol, she saw Scott FALLING APART and went “lemme tell Gia to out-victim him so she can have the sympathy instead”

@beggywilliamz I don't disagree, she has been awful. But I truly feel she just wants to feel loved. Be it friends or a partner. She doesn't seem evil by any stretch, just really lost on who she is 😥 Also Danny is a hoot but he was fake AF most of his on camera time, let's be real.

Not to be mean but we’re really seeing consequences vs actions in real life here #mafs #mafsau

crazy how an entire genre of music is ruined for me by the ‘THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY’ i think u should leave sketch

If nothing else, the strikes on Venezuela, tells us the Epstein files go beyond the rape of children.

1. I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do 2. There are THREE new episodes of How C*m up and they’re truly fantastic I’m so proud of them, I think you will enjoy 😊 @howcumpodcast

Woke up at 4am accidentally and was like “lol what if instead of trying to go back to sleep (futile) I just attempt to complete the task that I’ve been procrastinating for a week (which probably made my body wake up in the first place)”— and then I DID IT 😮

@MrHossCartright @_rotimia @ImBreckWorsham @MPLSKerrBear What further submission would you like to see besides “i was wrong”

@_rotimia @ImBreckWorsham @MPLSKerrBear Fuck u too. Letting them off the hook is a mistake. Pound them into submission

Dear Liberals, You and I are not friends. We disagree on everything from abortion to the Second Amendment. Your belief system is abhorrent to nearly every personal and political value I hold. That said, you did try to warn us about Trump. You screamed and yelled from the mountaintops that he was not what he presented himself to be, and I, like many, refused to listen. I mocked you. I laughed at you when he won. I felt entitled to his victory because I dedicated eight years of my life to his campaign. My eyes are now open. This is not the man I voted for. When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong. I am sorry. I apologize.

Cat tries to make its green snake toy eat from the bowl

@tylerhmead Oooo and is it uncomfortable like ru like “oh nooo”

@RemyKassimir If you push on the prostate it feels like you’ll pee

I shouldve asked this earlier but do people w dicks also feel like theyre gonna pee when they cum? And if not— why?? Why only us? Your one hole does both. Discuss.

So weird But so is wearing a cross that Jesus literally died on

@EyeOnStalk Also even if we did like him — rational people’s opinions change all the time!

@RemyKassimir Why do right wingers think the left gives a shit about Bill Clinton. He would NEVER be the nominee today. We're all embarrassed how the culture treated Monica Lewinsky back in the 90s. Clinton is so unpopular he couldn't get his VP or his wife elected.

It’s only (D)ifferent because he doesn’t hold any power currently— but otherwise, it’s not different and it’s still bad, lock them all up ❤️

This is called “aunt” and I highly recommend it

All I want for Christmas is to be as hot as I was when I thought I was ugly

@theashleyray I shocked myself about how excited i was for her to cheat vs how mad i was about him— but i feel like its bc her personality is WORK and his personality is LOVE — and his cheat contradicts ‘love’ whereas hers kind of just aligns with ‘work’

i do not understand the timeline response to i love la being “i hate him for sleeping with claire” when maia very much wanted to sleep with that other guy and would’ve. who cares they were on a break

She can’t have a kid feeling?

Erika Kirk: “Despite the devastating loss of Charlie Kirk, my incredible husband, at UVU, Caleb has persisted with the same grift, excuse me, grit…” This is the greatest Freudian slip of all time.

I feel like the "Jeffrey Epstein" that been built up over the years across our internet zeitgeist with jokes and memes has kinda numbed people to the fact this was a real man who was actively trafficking and raping children of all ages, for decades.

The coolest way to tell someone u are going smoking