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@NoDMsPerfavore What exactly is "obviously gay"?

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 🥰 As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bi*ch."

A calendar featuring close-ups of young, handsome priests has been a popular Rome souvenir for two decades. However, many of those photographed aren't actually priests.

@darren_cullen Too soon.

On the tube

Trump cut USAID. That included Ebola screening in Africa. Now here we are. We deserve everything we're getting.

@RonFilipkowski She's concerned.

Susan Collins doesn’t understand how Trump could endorse someone who is unethical.

@SenWarren In all due respect Senator, appears you all can't stop him from many things.

This is an unprecedented level of corruption. Trump is forcing the government to drop ALL tax audits of him, his family, and his businesses—giving him FULL IMMUNITY from prosecution. What is Trump hiding from the American people? Congress must step up and stop this corruption.

@JerLisa_Nicole Agreed. Sigh.

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

Just look at today's New York Times headlines and tell yourself we are still a democracy ... and try not to burst out crying.

@RossKneeDeep The Second Great Depression.

When Trump is dead and gone, what will history call this era?

@glenn_tunes Word Bro

IS THERE ANYONE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WHO IS NOT A DERANGED IDIOT 🤷

I might have to cancel the NY Times for their L-I-R-R or "Lurr" story.

@Justin_Vogt I hate the Times for doing this story. LOL

I grew up on Long Island, have rode the LIRR my whole life, and still regularly do so. I've truly never heard anyone call the LIRR "the lurr." Not once. nytimes.com/2026/05/18/nyr…

@ChrisMurphyCT And his family!!!! WTH!

The President is now exempt from our tax laws while everyone else has to obey them. Got it. It's just mind blowing that is what's happening in America.

Did DeNiro sue? He should have. youtu.be/H87yGvoCNHU?si…

The bond market. 6 percent next? We are so fucked.

I turned on the news (streaming), first story was Trump. Turned it off. Ok, will try in 2029

@chrislhayes You really think THIS Government can complete it by Inauguration Day?

I'm starting to become convinced that Trump's monomaniacal obsession with the ballroom/bunker is because he plans on barricading himself inside the bunker when his term is up.

Wirecutter says it found some of the best Mem Day deals. Interesting how all these so called deals have a promo code of: WIRECUTTER. I mean really.

Seeing reports that Paramount may be waking up to the Bari mess. What was the final straw? Tinkering with 60? The CBS Affiliate Board? Would love to be a fly on the wall here.