Jason Chaffetzz

Grow a spine @SpeakerRyan. Step up. Be a leader.

Has anyone ever seen @RepChaffetz and @SethMacFarlane in the same room at the same time?

How to afford healthcare:Buy @samsung Galaxy not iPhone,use savings to pay for insurance,use insurance to pay for burns from @samsung Galaxy

Bannon, stop wearing cargo shorts at Mar-A-Lago. You're never going to get laid dude. Put on a proper trouser. Have u no respect?!

I don't have time to #investigate this petty Russian stuff - the new @1future album just dropped! #fakenews #future

@BauervanStraten @IvankaTrump point taken

@mimmy_jimmy1 is that even a question? Ogden, duh.

During the recess I plan to kick back and eat lots of clam chowder. That's literally all I'll be doing.

My girlfriend is Russian and she says I shouldn't investigate. She's really pretty and I'm going to do what she says. What do u think?

The women at these town halls are legitimately scaring the bejesus out of me. Girls, please stop! #ShePersisted @womensmarch

I also wear @IvankaTrump and endorse the brand. Because I'm a pretty boy who likes pretty things.

aide: it looks like @repchaffetz is available. chaffetz: hmmm. what about @jasoninthehouse? aide: you cant change... chaffetz: do it.

I'll never vote for a nasty woman. Too independent, too many opinions of their own.

I too used to do a lot of "pre done lines" in the mid 80s

.@mike_pence is cool, calm, and collected. @timkaine is erratic and speaking nonsense. @realDonaldTrump

@Smmgrandma Gmail is the best. Left hotmal 7 years ago and have never looked back.

@RepChaffetz American people hate game You wanted to play .it's time to get out from our town. We will support TRUMP!

.@RepChaffetz is here at Reid's caucus location in Henderson NV taking to @chrislhayes

It is time the #gop rally around one candidate. That candidate is @realDonaldTrump (@CNN)

It is with sincere pride that I now give my support to @realDonaldTrump. @marcorubio sadly wasn't cutting it. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain