Joker Report

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Joker Report

@ReportJoker

Sunderland fanzine and Stewart Donald’s best mates. Big fans of George Honeyman and World of Warcraft. We also do podcasts. Parody.

In my mars attic Katılım Mayıs 2019

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·4 May

Massive game in Scotland right now. Bet Hearts super fan Keef has not stopped tweeting about it. Let me take a look at his last tweet… Oh my #SelfPreservation #ToonSuperFan

Keith Downie@SkySports_Keith

⚽️🥴Yasir Al-Rumayyan hits a club photographer with the ball as he has a kick-about on the touchline at St James’ Park. #NUFC #PIF

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·15 Ara

Neutral North East sports correspondent Keef Downie has taken Newcastle’s derby day defeat well. He’s currently going around the internet reporting Sunderland fan accounts, trying to get them banned. #SAFC #NUFC

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·5 Ara

Can anyone help Dougie out for a derby ticket next week? Would hate to see him fall off the bandwagon this early

Dougie Critchley@DougieCritchley

Sunderland fans… Does anyone have a spare ticket for the derby? Wasn’t able to get one through general sale, would be forever grateful 🙏🏻

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·18 Eki

Newcastle’s owners buying 15 year olds again

Craig Hope@CraigHope_DM

🚨 EXC: Newcastle beat Spurs to signing of Barnsley & England Under-15 star dubbed “the next John Stones” 👇 Full details 👇

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·1 Eyl

How many did it end up being then Keef? 4 or 5?

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·25 Ağu

Got some bad news for you Keef, the season started last week

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·29 Haz

Always the sign of a top journalist, willing to change a true story to protect himself. Something his colleague Jamal Khashoggi should have knew

Keith Downie@SkySports_Keith

@GeordieSwede No. Getting too much grief. You guys don’t want to hear that

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·3 May

Have to agree with Captain Mouthpiece here. Also if you don’t believe Sunderland will win every single game next season, please don’t get a season ticket. Leave the tickets for people who believe, rather than quitters 😎

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·27 Oca

Just when you think Michael Oliver getting abused and threatened was bad enough. Now this. Hope Graham carries on. I assume it’s a decent podcast

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·29 Ara

19 years old - We don’t criticise. 19 years and 3 days old - poor and needs to bounce back quickly. We call a spade and spade here, give or take 3 days.

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·30 Kas

Hardly Henry Winter is he?

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·30 Ağu

🚨 DEADLINE DAY BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Captain Mouthpiece is still full of shite. More to follow…

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·1 Haz

Tweet something like:

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·30 Nis

ICYMI Roker Report implied a fan was racist today for saying he’d sell Ekwah and Mundle. Voice of the fans

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·14 Nis

Probably best leaving the jokes to the professionals. Maybe best just sticking to being the clubs mouthpiece

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·17 Şub

‘Someone at the club’

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·17 Şub

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·1 Şub

Update

Joker Report@ReportJoker

Remember when Roker Report used to claim that Denver Hume could become a Premier League footballer?

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·13 Oca

When Michael Beale’s Mrs daydreams of some excitement, she pictures Phil Parkinson

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Joker Report@ReportJoker·13 Oca

And just like that we are back on the clubs payroll. Move along everyone, please stop questioning the club. Please forget the past few month, all is perfect

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