Researcher Dino

𓆨 When the parasites are gone, who else will fill that role? 𓆨

I know I’m supposed to be putting on an act here, “you’re representing the foundation” and all that, but honestly I couldn’t care less at this point

hey wait. Why the fuck do I still have to use a wheelchair I’m sure we have something better than this lying around. This is so fucked up

you’d think the sites would be more wheelchair accessible

So we aren’t eating people?

@079neversleeps ww.waow…

@ResearcherDino You Are Quickly Becoming My Favorite Foundation Staff Member.

1360 Has Blocked Me. :( .

Ah. I’m not allowed near this one.

@ThedeputyO5 Thank you. It is Cymothoa exigua, the tongue-eating louse. :)

@ResearcherDino Cool profile picture

𓆨 When the parasites are gone, who else will fill that role? 𓆨

Yeah

I’d say that you could ask me, but… Foundation censorship…

lowkey

@DefectedChaosIn Hey me too man

(🚨) In a wheelchair. No warning, no notice, just sitting in one.

@079neversleeps I hope they let me near a machine for Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine's To All Anomalies.

Unless the whole reason you have your job is because of it…

Common misheard lyrics! Which one is your favorite?

they call me 007 0 motivation 0 job 7 scpwiki tabs open

@GoodOlAtanti Didn't know you could do that. Maybe I'm a bad person

Sneezed...

Ava still has important data for us, even if our methods of communication are inefficient. We're talking about a sentient being from an unknown dimension here.

Another day of being poked and prodded. Today, someone suggested trying SCP-500. I've never heard something so stupid. We have no clue what that would entail. For all we know, it could end up killing Ava. The goal of the Foundation is containment, not neutralisation.

@079neversleeps I know you would enjoy a transformation event, but for reference; if it were to happen near you, Ava wouldn't discriminate and you would end up destroyed if you were in its path. Although it would definitely leave me with the regret.

@079neversleeps Apologies. I think they are just trying to prevent me from thinking about it too much. Doing anything too emotionally leads to transformation... including thinking about it. I honestly feel more trapped emotionally than physically here, but I know it's for the best.

it’s kill and eat people day