Chelsea Resnick

This one goes out to all the parents who suddenly looked around one day, took stock of children’s belongings, and realized their home wasn’t *quite* their own anymore. Over at @FrazzledHumor today! #humor #humorwriting medium.com/frazzled/your-…

Thrilled to have my—arguably, literal—hot take on #lovewhereyoulive appear over at @littleoldlady__ over the weekend! #satire #humor #humorwriting littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/love…

So happy to have my latest humor essay featured over at Jane Austen's Wastebasket today! "Ideally, this doll will want to stay with you forever and forget all about me." medium.com/jane-austens-w…

So happy to be over at MuddyUm this morning with a bit of wellness humor! “100% of study participants who drank water eventually died.” muddyum.net/new-study-conf…

Over at @FrazzledHumor today with some potty humor! Literally. #parenting #comedy medium.com/frazzled/potty…

Smart watches need a parenting mode!

We hear lots of bad stories about babies on planes, but I still think about the first time I flew with my oldest. She was 3 mos old, and I was nervous. Everyone on my flight was really sweet to me, and it meant a lot. I wish more people had that experience!

I imagine Prince Charming bringing strong salesman energy. “My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.” I've got new humor at @JaneWastebasket today! 💋 medium.com/jane-austens-w…

"Highway 44 will be under construction this week, followed by forever." It's a joke that feels all too real. medium.com/the-haven/noti…

I've always kinda admired kids' flair for drama!

I’m taking a look at the kind of songs we teach our children over at @FrazzledHumor today! 🤔😂

@missmulrooney @annapook @rachel_garbus @racheldebmarsh @Heidi_Lux @cassiesoliday And finally, a top 3 pick of Heidi’s was: “There Are Neither Paper Towels Nor a Trash Can Near the Door of This Public Restroom” by @ResnickChelsea thebelladonnacomedy.com/there-are-neit…

@The_Belladonnas @missmulrooney @annapook @rachel_garbus @racheldebmarsh @Heidi_Lux @cassiesoliday Thank you so much! ❤️

2023 isn’t over yet folks–The Belladonna still has to announce our editors’ picks from this past year! So before that ball drops and you enter 2024, check out a look back at some of our faves from 2023:

Getting ready for the new year and having some laughs in my latest piece over at @FrazzledHumor humor!

Someone drew my attention to this video earlier this year, and it's just the sweetest. Really fun seeing these cuties read this book I wrote for Hallmark a few years ago. 💕 The Silly Christmas Puppy by Chelsea Resnick. Read by Aislin youtu.be/VsEH-kYVxOc?si… via @YouTube

A public restroom experience that others have perhaps also endured. So pleased to have this piece out in The Belladonna today! #comedy #humor #Satire

“Sometimes I would like to be a mediocre helper.” Expectations are a burden! New funny one by @ResnickChelsea is live now! "Child Buckles Under Pressure of Hearing 'You’re Such a Great Helper' Too Many Times" medium.com/frazzled/child…

This is what happens when you tell everyone they're special. Broccoli and pistachios, get off this board. medium.com/p/bfa39dce91cf by @ResnickChelsea

"Of course I can know I won’t like it without trying! I’ve tried it in my mind, and that’s good enough." Dinner is served in this new one by @ResnickChelsea! "What Do You Mean I’ve Got to Try at Least One Bite?" medium.com/frazzled/what-…

I felt it was important to share this perspective ahead of the holiday season! 🧀 New piece over at @GreenerPastSat!