Laura is never real

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@babooshkaYahYah You are beautiful, I’m envious

Just saying. (Find me on BlueSky for actual content)

Here, have a small collection of “man” memes. #sleeptoken

We were talking about III bass cam videos on discord the other day, and almost immediately after that, III posted the Vore bass cam. I was the one who initially brought it up and I’m starting to wonder if I’m psychic lol.

#sleeptoken #sleeptokenmemes Just a few I did recently.

the world needs to know

All of a sudden, every social media platform I participate in has decided I want to see large-chested anime women. For the record, I do not.

For all of those attending Sleep Token’s upcoming EU/UK shows, I am manifesting an awesome set list for you. Bring Vore back. Maybe throw in a live debut. Make it amazing, lads. #sleeptoken

Chiefs vs 49ers Current score: 21-12 Why did I instantly think of Rush?

Patrick Mahomes is always on my TV

@vesselpyre The captions??? I can’t

ii’s entire hairline showing through the mask is stressing me out lmfao

I desire a blåhaj

Why should I pay $11 for fewer ads on this godforsaken shitshow of an app when BlueSky has zero and it’s free? Plus it only took 10 likes for my feed to become perfect. Elon, you can learn something from BlueSky.

Just in case I need to flee the Xwitter

My cat the croissant #CatsofTwittter

This is how I want my timeline to be, and nothing more: Sleep Token Cats Caleb Williams Stuffed animals that go on adventures I’m nearly there.

I wholeheartedly agree.