I’ll show myself out

The Orgy Dome is down. What are you guys doing?

Katie Perry put the Tang back in Poontang

@MBTA_CR You used buses that stop at every stop but skipped our Middleboro stop, now we are 3 hours into the trip heading to New Bedford with a 1 year old and nobody can tell us if we are going back to Middleboro.

❌ New Bedford Line Train 7025 (3:40 pm from South Station) is cancelled today due to a crew availability issue. Passengers may consider New Bedford Train 7029 (4:50 pm from South Station).

Three months and my boy is finally coming home.

@udisglutenfree Who’s in charge of cutting your bagels? Someone needs to go have a talk with them.

It’s one of the best days of the year: #NationalBagelDay. We've got the perfect gluten-free base: now all you have to do is add your favorite topping! Reply with your favorite topping 😋

George Costanza wants you to eat a McDLT.

Energy. Focus. Performance.

@MailOnline That kid needs to learn “nobody likes a tattle tale “

Drunk dental receptionist who groped and told 13-year-old boy 'I'm going to ride you 'til morning' spared jail trib.al/CRD5r8M

La actuación de película de una policía en un bar:

@DailyLoud He died doing what he loved

Man dies after trying to drink all 21 cocktails on menu on Jamaican vacation

@WillGordonAgain I hate to say this but, tomorrow night, I think the Bruins need to euthanize some cats

If the Bruins lose tonight Robert Kraft is not allowed outside Gillette stadium. Stay there and lose

Take your time and heal because someday some people you love are going to need you at your strongest

Bruins twitter after not going 16-0 in the playoffs

If you’re having a bad day, go home, get high, and brush your cat. If you’re having a good day, you can do that too

I think @icecube and Tom Waits should write a song together.

@FINALLEVEL Breakin , Trespass

Ok… Let’s go! 💥💥💥💥