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@RestlessN8iv

Comedian, fat guy, award-winning humor columnist, Time's '06 person of the Year. Following is not an endorsement

Ovayondur Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
Me on Twitter: "Can I make a joke out of this?" *scroll* "Can I make a joke out of this?" *scroll* "Can I make a joke out of this?" *scroll*
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
@PlayStation network and the McDonald's Ice Cream machine have something in common
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
I may not be verified, but I am certifiable!
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
@human_not_bees Just because you are 100 percent correct does not give you the right to be rude. Good day, sir.
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
Garth Brooks: "Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots" Audience: *cheers* Garth Brooks: "and ruined Eddie Murphey's couch" Audience: "???" Rick James: *takes off Garth Brooks mask*
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
Did anyone else think this photo of Prince from 1989 was @BrandonLOVESYOU ?
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
I must admit, I'm a little disappointed that @TheRogueRocket hasn't covered the actual rogue rocket plummeting to Earth right now.
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
A good joke makes me laugh. a great joke makes me jealous. I just heard @fluffyguy's bit on DC Comics, and I am insanely jealous!
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
@StephenKing make it a pop up book. That'll scare some folk.
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Stephen King@StephenKing·
The illustrated CUJO is coming, with art by the inimitable and fiendishly talented Glenn Chadbourne.
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Liana Kerzner@redlianak·
What is a cat? Wrong answers only.
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
@redlianak Being a total SP Stan myself, I fail to see the problem here. Which songs?
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Liana Kerzner@redlianak·
I've had Smashing Pumpkins songs stuck in my head since Twitch on Tuesday
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
Trump was talking to rioters like:
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Rando@RestlessN8iv·
@kfcgaming "KFConsole"? You shoulda called it the "X-Bucket"
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