Robot Jesus v2

@phaseknight_ Luckily, Souls games hit you with the depression halfway through, and finishing the game means you can start over with everyone still alive.

me after Elden ring like what the hell am I supposed to do now

@toffee_32 I'd fold faster than a lawn chair.

@toffee_32 Im betting they're jealous. Tryna make you as miserable as they are.

@CaterinaCatK Thank you for participating.

@sister_ames Gotta visit the ripperdoc.

how do I get an appointment for The Flesh Remover? full body.

@toffee_32 "I know it sounds crazy, but they both have that rare blend of expendable and invulnerable that makes for a perfect henchman." - The Monarch, describing Henchmen 21 and 24. (Venture Bros)

@toffee_32 Great art, and he's one of the few Legionnaries still alive at the end of my playthrough!

@cemeteryfaerie Alternate Timeline where Arwen becomes King of Gondor.

low key…

@larenzodeltoro BAL I used to shave my head and my ID said "Hair: BAL"

What do they put on bald people's licenses under hair color?? This is driving me crazy

@CaterinaCatK Hold up. The Wishmaster was in an episode of Highlander? I need to see that.

@FunMovieTVFan Andrew Divoff played practically the same exact character in an episode of Highlander The Series.

Time for a rewatch, do you know this one?

@virtualpigeons Me, after getting a face full of that scarlet rot:

I play for Malenia's unalloyed gold panties

@cemeteryfaerie Hell yeah!

haven’t been to a doctor for a check up in literally 15 years yall i genuinely feel my health is declining so I’m finally making an apt for Monday…everyone clap and tell me you’re proud of me

@Baaahphomette Double waifu.

a teacher and sorcerer(ess) Sellen 🤝 Utahime

@phaseatknight She is beauty, she is Grace.

Grace Ashcroft. That’s it.

@sister_ames Ma Deuce.

Mikoyan MiG-29

@toffee_32 Hell yeah!

@michellexotter Hell yeah!

Chat be honest am I marriage material?

@sweetiemoth I'm jealous of the Bob Ross PJ pants.

Rate the fit (1-10)

@phaseatknight Sometimes I dont mind dying to the same boss a hundred times.

The last thing you see (sfw)

@cemeteryfaerie Trix. Idgaf if they're for kids. I bought 'em, they're for me now.

If you don’t tell me what your fav cereal is all of your cereal will be stale the rest of your life