Retarded Coach

Even though our season has ended, we are still going to practice.

I swear my team has so many superstitions and pre-game rituals.

I know my players ate a lot over Thanksgiving, so I'm going to run them when they get back.

It's not all about winning. It's all about winning and conditioning.

Oh we are down by 20 with 15 seconds left? Foul them!

Lets run a zone offense against man defense.

Since we have a game on Monday we need to practice over the weekend.

I hold grudges against players that play other sports.

We have a game tomorrow so I'm going to make you learn 20 new plays today.

Alright we are going to show up to the game 5 minutes before tip-off so you have no time to warm up.

I know we have a game tomorrow but... GET TO THE BASELINE!

I like to worship tryhards.

I always forget the drills I was going have my team do.

I run my team if we lose.

There's no way we're coming back, so let me drag this game out as long as I can.

Oh we are trying to run the clock out? Timeout.

Oh you forgot a play, running will help you remember it.

#iWillNeverUnderstand my players. They cry whenever I try to make them more conditioned.

All basketball players need to see this. Go Now goo.gl/VIrVM - sp

Oh your the loudest on the bench and you make eye contact with me every chance you get? You are still not going in.