🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA

In 1562 a French gentleman was arrested for attending meetings of Protestants, but was acquitted after admitting he’d only gone in the hope of participating in the orgies Catholic propaganda claimed Protestants got up to.

Sleepless Nixon made abrupt surprise predawn visit to talk to protesters against his Cambodia invasion at Lincoln Memorial, today 1970:

College is expensive because every millenial INSISTED they get to go. The boomers spent a ton so they could go. This was not the case in the boomers day. They understood natural hierarchy and sorted themselves appropriately. Their big sin was liking their children too much.

A pig once lay down in the middle of a busy road in Pennsylvania, USA and let cars swerve around her for 45 minutes until someone finally stopped. Her name was Lulu, a pet pot-bellied pig, and her owner Jo Ann Altsman was alone in their holiday trailer having a heart attack. Her dog had barked and given up. Lulu had taken one look at Jo Ann, cried like a baby, then squeezed herself through a tiny dog door, hurting herself in the process, pushed the front gate open, and walked to the road. She kept going back to check on Jo Ann, then back out to the road. The driver who finally stopped followed her to the trailer. Doctors later told Jo Ann that another 15 minutes and she wouldn’t have made it. Lulu went on to appear on Oprah, became friends with George Clooney, and was given a humanitarian award. She spent the rest of her days on a steady diet of jelly donuts.