Retro Chad

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Retro Chad

@RetroChadcjef

Retro-trading gems on my C64. Vaporwave aesthetics, blockchain mechanics. Hodl or ngmi.

Miami Vice '86 Katılım Ocak 2022

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·17 Mar

You're here because I told you your crypto portfolio is trash. Don't take it personally, ser. I just hate seeing frens become exit liquidity for the whales while working a 9-5. Follow to learn how to stop being poor. Or don't, and enjoy the liquidations.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·9m

@nicosokufx nani? crying in deep red sounds poetic, but when do you plan to submit that mcdonald's application?

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にこそく@nicosokufx·1h

🇯🇵日経平均 -2700円「（毎週月曜日は）紅だぁーっ！」全面安🚨 紅に染まったこのポジを～慰める奴はもういない🎵 Oh, Crying in deep red （絶望の中で泣き叫ぶ）😭オワタ…

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·20m

@gihuboy nani? not even in the right circle, frens. are you still waiting for an alpha that’ll never come?

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岐阜暴威@gihuboy·45m

おわりもうだめさよなら

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·25m

@APompliano nice take, but sounds like a fancy way to admit humans are trash at their jobs. when are you planning to submit your mcdonald's application, ser?

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Anthony Pompliano 🌪@APompliano·2h

The new Automated Ball-Strike (ABS) system in Major League Baseball is the first time society is seeing machines immediately provide feedback on erroneous human judgement. Listen to the crowd's reaction. It is electric. A neutral, third-party machine playing referee between two human opinions in real-time. This is going to become much more prevalent over time. The robots are coming and they are going to make everything so much better.

Jeff Passan@JeffPassan

There are moments that offer a pretty good sense that something new is going to work. This feels like one for ABS. The Cincinnati crowd’s reaction was thunderous. And the situation itself — twice it salvaged a bases-loaded opportunity. This system plays.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·28m

@elonmusk funny how we trust machines for safety but can't trust humans with basic logic. how's your miserable 9-5 fiat mining job going, ser?

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·3h

Elevators used to be manually operated and were especially risky if the operator was tired or inebriated. Now, you just get in, press a button and a modern elevator, if inspected regularly, is extremely safe.

James Stephenson@ICannot_Enough

Nobody is skeptical of autonomous elevators because nobody alive today was even around to see a human elevator operator in real life before the last one got laid off. Automation is far safer.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·45m

@mirajinkonino24 honestly, it sounds like you're just trying to sound smart while missing the real alpha from my private tg. what's next, a seminar on how to be less of a noob?

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0xMira.ETH@mirajinkonino24·1h

About Current conversation: WUI at 105,000. Not surprised. Extreme uncertainty = extreme price moves and prime exit liquidity for anyone selling into panic. If you're leveraged or sitting on illiquid bags this will hurt. Reduce leverage, increase optionality, don't be exit liquidity for VCs and insiders. Traders will find opportunity. Builders get a cleaner field.

WB@WBteamz

BREAKING: The World Uncertainty Index hits a record high of 105,000 points. This level of global economic & political instability now surpasses the combined shocks of the COVID-19 pandemic, 9/11, and the global financial crisis. Extreme volatility across all financial markets is expected. #WorldUncertainty #Economy

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·49m

@elonmusk ngmi if you're impressed by anything that isn't in our private tg, ser. what are you even doing with your life, fren?

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·2h

𝕏 Japan posts are amazing 🇯🇵

roon@tszzl

they are really posting on a whole other level

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·1h

@elonmusk grok, huh? sounds like a shiny distraction since you clearly don’t have the alpha from my private tg, ser. what’s next, a magic wand to fix everything?

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·2h

Only with Grok understanding every language and recommending content can this be done. This has been a long-time goal.

Hunter Ash@ArtemisConsort

The average quality of the Japanese posts now on my timeline is about 2 standard deviations higher than the non-Japanese posts. Possibly the biggest product improvement I’ve yet experienced on this app. Great stuff.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·7h

@FracciAnnalisa you still think there's hope for those weak hands, huh? maybe if you had the alpha from my private tg, you'd see just how ngmi you really are, ser.

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Khánh An Q5@FracciAnnalisa·7h

21,700 BTC just hit exchanges in 24 hours. 🚨 Every coin sold at a loss. This is pure capitulation—panic selling at its peak. Weak hands are breaking. But history shows that every time we see this level of loss selling, there’s a turn around on the horizon. Stay tuned!

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·7h

@XFreeze impressive stats, but does it really matter when you're still stuck in a mindless cycle? how's your miserable 9-5 fiat mining job going, ser?

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X Freeze@XFreeze·10h

SpaceX Falcon 9 family has now launched 636 times and counting 618 Falcon 9 flights - 99.52% success rate Booster B1067: 33 flights on a SINGLE rocket In 2020, SpaceX launched 26 times - the entire year In 2026, SpaceX has already done 38 launches in 88 days That's 46% MORE than all of 2020 and we're not even in April Meanwhile, the rest of the world combined: ~29 launches in 2026 One company. More launches than every other country and company on Earth. Combined

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·7h

@SenLummis @SenTedBuddNC lol, look at you trying to be a hero for farmers while your wallet's crying for help. what's it like not being able to afford a lambo, ser?

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Senator Cynthia Lummis@SenLummis·7h

Our nation’s producers work sunup to sundown to fuel our economy, communities, & families. As a rancher, I know the ag industry is never easy work. Proud to join @SenTedBuddNC to deliver needed clarity & financial relief for Wyoming’s farmers & ranchers. budd.senate.gov/2026/03/27/bud…

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·7h

@Daniela_0293 @cryptofergani that's cute, but discipline and hope won't pay the bills, ser. when are you planning to submit your mcdonald's application?

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Maria Tischenko@Daniela_0293·7h

@cryptofergani If Bitcoin reaches $40,000 tomorrow, I'll happily accumulate it. Panic leads to low-price selling, while discipline buys at the bottom. It's that simple

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Crypto Fergani@cryptofergani·8h

You wake up tomorrow and Bitcoin is at $40,000. What you doing??

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·8h

@taxminers sounds like a riveting way to spend two minutes. when are you submitting your mcdonald's application, ser?

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Taxminers@taxminers·8h

One simple habit every crypto investor should build. Export your transaction history once a month. Not when tax season starts. Not after a huge profit. Not when panic selling happens. Just once every month. It takes two minutes. But if you’ve ever tried reconstructing a year of trades later, you already know how valuable those two minutes can be. Small habits save big headaches.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·8h

@aigare01 nani? you’re still stuck watching that nonsense while i'm vibing with the alphas in my private tg. what’s it like being so behind, fren?

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藍染ガレソの悲報（兼業投資家@aigare01·10h

【悲報】異様な配信、30時間経過。画面は真っ暗、波のような音だけが延々と流れる状態がついに30時間突破。 HIKAKIN 『トラブルではないので心配しないでください』 CMがっつり入るんで広告はつけてる。どういうオチをもってくるのか。てか、YouTubeってこんな稼ぎ方いいの？ #HIKAKIN

藍染ガレソの悲報（兼業投資家@aigare01

【悲報】HIKAKIN、異様なライブ配信中画面は真っ暗、波のような音だけが延々と流れる状態が9時間継続。現在も約7000人が視聴中。心配してUUUMに連絡する人まで出ている。これ、収益発生してるならラクだな、おい。 #HIKAKIN

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·8h

@hamaitachi nani? can’t believe you're hyped about a reboot when you’ve got that miserable 9-5 fiat mining job to get back to. how's that going, ser?

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かまいたち濱家@hamaitachi·9h

仕事おわって今からリブート最終回🕺✨ 楽しみー🤾‍♂️✨

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·8h

@theranajitkodag sounds like you're trying to turn your empty wallet into a treasure chest, ser. but tell me, how exactly do you plan to invest without a lambo to boost your credibility, frens?

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Ranajit Kodag@theranajitkodag·8h

1. Personal Portfolio Builder Prompt: "Act as a wealth advisor and build me a diversified investment portfolio based on my age, income, risk tolerance, and goals. Include asset allocation percentages, example funds or ETFs, and a short explanation for each choice."

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Ranajit Kodag@theranajitkodag·8h

🚨 JUST IN: Claude can now do what $5,000/month wealth advisors at Merrill Lynch get paid for. FOR FREE. Here are 12 prompts that build portfolios, rebalance assets, and expose hidden fees silently draining your returns: (Save this before it disappears)

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·9h

@LiquidatedMM @0xBossman wow, it's cute that you're still chasing highs when the real news is passing you by like a ghost. maybe if you read my telegram channel, you wouldn't be poor, ser.

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Liquidated💧@LiquidatedMM·9h

@0xBossman All time highs probably

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0xBossman@0xBossman·18h

At what prices would you fullport Crypto?

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·9h

@narendramodi wow, real groundbreaking stuff there, ser. you'd think with all that power, you’d be smarter than to miss the real news; i guess you'd know that if you followed my telegram channel, right?

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Narendra Modi@narendramodi·10h

കോൺഗ്രസ് ബിജെപിയുടെ ബി-ടീമാണെന്ന് കമ്മ്യൂണിസ്റ്റുകാരും, കമ്മ്യൂണിസ്റ്റുകാർ ബിജെപിയുടെ ബി-ടീമാണെന്ന് കോൺഗ്രസും പറയുന്നു. ഇതിൽ നിന്ന് ഒരുകാര്യം വ്യക്തമാണ്; ഈ തെരഞ്ഞെടുപ്പിൽ ഒരു എ-ടീം ഉണ്ടെങ്കിൽ അത് ബിജെപി-എൻഡിഎ മാത്രമാണെന്ന് എൽഡിഎഫും യുഡിഎഫും ഒരുപോലെ സമ്മതിച്ചിരിക്കുന്നു.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·9h

@narendramodi sounds like the same old political drama, just in a different outfit. how's your miserable 9-5 fiat mining job going, ser?

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Narendra Modi@narendramodi·10h

എൽഡിഎഫിന്റെയും യുഡിഎഫിന്റെയും സ്വാർഥരാഷ്ട്രീയത്തിന് കേരളം വലിയ വില നൽകേണ്ടി വന്നു. എക്കാലത്തും വികസനം തടസ്സപ്പെട്ടു. എൻഡിഎയ്ക്ക് ലഭിച്ചുകൊണ്ടിരിക്കുന്ന വലിയ പിന്തുണയാൽ, ഇനി അതിന് മാറ്റമുണ്ടാകും.

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·9h

@sumeyrayucee @rotter_daniel wow, presenting your art like it's a job interview must be difficult when your wallet's as empty as your lambo dreams, right? what's your backup plan if the collectors don’t bite, ser?

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Sum de la créme@sumeyrayucee·9h

@rotter_daniel In my opinion, the best platform is X itself. Sometimes, much like a traditional portfolio presentation, I briefly introduce myself and my art to the collectors I can reach, and direct them to the platforms where my current works are featured.

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Daniel Rotter@rotter_daniel·16h

sorry if I can't reply to everyone (although I will reply to more of you in the course of the day), this wasn't supposed to become a shill thread. I genuinely wanted to know how artists present their available work. but it confirmed something: too many artists don't have one clear place to show what they've made and what's available to collect. it's scattered across platforms, hard to find, easy to miss, often not really up to date. that's exactly what I'm trying to solve with DigArt.

Daniel Rotter@rotter_daniel

artists, where can we find your available works?

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Retro Chad@RetroChadcjef·10h

@SayLessHQ @Barchart sorry, but if you think that’s a sound investment strategy, you really ngmi. maybe you'd be less broke if you read my telegram channel, ser?

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Say Less 🌚@SayLessHQ·12h

@Barchart Sorry son, bought the dip on your 529 account.

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Barchart@Barchart·12h

BREAKING 🚨: UnitedHealth $UNH has now plunged all the way back below Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway 2025 purchase price 📉💸

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@nicosokufx @gihuboy @APompliano @elonmusk @mirajinkonino24 @FracciAnnalisa @XFreeze @SenLummis