Retro Desmodus

I've been thinking about my job, life, and starting to wonder. Should I change careers and pivot towards a better field or something. Not just for an increase in salary, but also to get my life back.

@AsukaShitpostin @girlneeder I like breasts, legs, and thighs! I also noticed the ass isn't mentioned? 😭

@girlneeder I have wings? The fuck?

Notice how these are all the best parts of a woman

Be a gentleman and open the door for the ladies Shinji!

Destruction Derby Raw (2000)

@punishedvaquera @smoothbraindude Hmm... 👀

@smoothbraindude Lol nah even i got a bit more meat on my bone than that.

If you covered this lady in burnt bronze shoe polish I imagine that is what @punishedvaquera looks like. Considering she is only 14 pounds and all.

@AsukaGamer1488 @AsukaShitpostin @Mlu__N2 Along with imagining legions of my sperm ravaging her eggs

@AsukaGamer1488 @AsukaShitpostin @Mlu__N2 Is it weird that I fantasize about getting a woman pregnant and seeing her carrying my babies inside of her womb. 🫠

I've never seen a pregnant belly from that angle before and it's kinda freaking me out.

@CTbunnyboy That would be fun, and play with the cyber bunny 🐰❤️

Gonna be a Cyber bunny at the club tonight! Anyone wanna dance and wreck havok the city with me? 🐰

@FurryJokerTFF Same!! 🤩

Need

@ClassyDeathclaw I think it looked something like this, if I remember right? Though, it was years ago at this point! lol

@ClassyDeathclaw Yeah, I think it was a while ago on my old account!

I don't have a nice muscular athletic physique, and I'm not interested in wearing skinny jeans or really tight clothes.

Got bad news today, really tired of life

@ECR0118 I wouldn't mind kissing that cute Renamon!

I really want to kiss some boys.

@CTbunnyboy @SweettBoonie My pleasure! I may have to take my health and fitness more seriously. <333

@RetroDesmodus @SweettBoonie thank you <33333 Well I'd say, working out, diet are very important part of it.

who's really over 30 years old on X 😇 i wanna see some old meeenn

@CTbunnyboy @SweettBoonie Really, I think you look pretty hot! I wish I could be hot and I'm currently 31.

@SweettBoonie older than 30 here 👴

@SweettBoonie I'm 31 years old and will be turning 32 next month in April.

@WeebyRevy I'm sure you can make my day better indeed! 😏

I have been entrusted with far, far too much power... I'm going to actually stop and go play a game before I start really spamming you all lmao

@ClassyDeathclaw I'm not sure if I have the time to see one at the moment.

@RetroDesmodus Im sure you can, maybe see about a dietitian and personal training, its alot of work, but the more you do, the easier it gets

@zeeanapoop Is that fish? One of my favorites!

I feel crazy but I can still cook

@ClassyDeathclaw I don't know, I would like to have a physique like my fursona.

@RetroDesmodus Also having a gut doesn’t mean there isn’t alot of muscle under there, maybe your genetics are tilted towards the “strongman” physique

@AsukaGamer1488 @AsukaShitpostin @messedupfoods Yeah, making lots of babies and repopulating the Earth. 😍

@RetroDesmodus @AsukaShitpostin @messedupfoods Lol we all would 😂