✭ Johnny✭

I’m going straight for the planes 🙂‍↕️✊☠️

Baltimore Houston Tampa Green Bay Philly Brutal 5 game stretch but I love that we will know exactly who Dallas is early! They go 4-1 or 3-2 we got a real contender

GOOD LORD DALLAS. I’d like to draw your attention to the scene of a crime 😭 #DallasCowboys

DALLAS COWBOYS 2026 SCHEDULE WK1: @ NYG (SNF) WK2: WAS WK3: BAL (Brazil) WK4: @ HOU WK5: TB (TNF) WK6: @ GB (SNF) WK7: @ PHI (MNF) WK8: ARI WK9 @ IND WK10: SF WK11: TEN WK12: PHI (Thanksgiving) WK13: @ SEA WK14: BYE WK15: @ LAR WK16: JAX (SNF) WK17: NYG WK18: @ WAS MORE ⬇️ star-telegram.com/sports/nfl/dal…

only thing I care about in DAL's schedule is when they have their bye week.

Second half of this year is going to be lit af. NFL football, GTA 6, Wolverine, Avengers doomsday and way more!! #DallasCowboys #GTA6 #WolverinePS5 #AvenegersDoomsday

‘GTA 6’ pre-orders may begin on May 18, according to an email accidentally sent by Best-Buy. This could mean that a new trailer is imminent.

We really got the best player in the draft 😭

@Awk20000 I Aspire to be this petty to my enemies. 😔✊

Ethan Klein addresses the Anisa Jomha screenshot "Very funny coincidental thing..she posted this on social media, I just got my p-sy lasered..I don't want to know that..I saw her later say this wasn't even a sponsored post, she just said this sh*t bc she's a p-vert" "So I saw this and u know me, I'm always working..always got my ear to the tracks..I sent this (screenshot) to work chat" "Ppl go, oh he's so obsessed..bro, what are u talking about, I literally told u from the get that I would never leave them alone..when everybody's forgotten about them..I will never stop" "Anisa says, I regret checking the internet before going to bed..I regret checking the internet before playing poker to learn about ur nasty lasered p-sy..keep that sh*t to urself, freak" "Kaceytron ofc..feeling real comfortable..after taking the fattest L, groveling for forgiveness..this girl better be careful..she did sign a non disparagement" "I'm not even mad about it, I think it's hilarious..if they were gonna catch me on my phone doing anything, I'm happy it was this"

2 critical things: #1 - We need to get Downs in #2 ASAP #2 - Dak better not be abandoning the shooting sleeve Not to overreact, but both things could sink the season

As a Cowboys fan here I am just hoping they can win a playoff game 😂

They gave you a stacked schedule 4 They still hate you 4 They make fun of you 4 They rob you from the flowers you deserve 4 They said you can’t even get a wedding ring 4 We’re going to show them this season 4

Dak back on my timeline Wemby master class Caleb Downs and Jalen Thompson my safety duo

For those keeping track, today was the first team workout for the Cowboys since George Pickens signed his franchise tag, but he was not present. Even though the workouts do have high team attendance, it’s all voluntary at this point. Nothing is mandatory until June 16.

How I’m gonna be enjoying my meal on thanksgiving when the Cowboys blow out the Eagles

At least 2 more SNF games, 1 TNF, and 1 MNF at a minimum. They’re gonna have like 8 or 9 primetime games this season then at least 3 or 4 3:25 games of the week on FOX. And people wonder why we’re still called americas team lol

The #Giants and #Cowboys will now have faced each other in Week 1 eight times in the last 15 years. The last time it happened was 2023, when Dallas won 40-0 on Sunday Night Football.

Metlife was just mentally preparing to face Dak Prescott and the @dallascowboys Sunday night, week 1!