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this company used to make such incredibly strong video packages and vignettes. it was something that genuinely set their presentation apart. even during The 83 Weeks they were 20x better than WCW with this. now it's this. there is no creative in Creative.

Siempre he sido muy de Shelton Benjamin yo.

Taz cut some of the coolest promos of all time in Paul Heyman’s basement in front of a black bed sheet. If you’re too lazy/cheap to have production people put together a vignette, tell shawty to go in front of a wall and just cut a promo, I promise it’ll resonate with the fans more than Chat GPT generating an Aquaman scene.

One of the funniest moments in NXT history

No wonder WWE keeps scamming people, it only takes one decent match for people to believe in them again lmao

This is filmed like something out of The Office

One fun thing about WWE's modern marketing is when retiring wrestlers do the bow down and kiss the canvas thing they're now smooching logos for things like "Kid Kloudz: The First Vape for Children."

"All time greats of WWE" Jelly Roll. #WWE #WrestleMania

Comparto que cuando esto lo hace Heyman y en un momento en que ECW representaba la rebeldía, es mucho más justificable. No sé, a lo que iba es que probablemente el conteo de Pat ha sido pasado por alto porque, a pesar de ser random de narices y tener poca justificación, sorprendentemente no fue ni siquiera top 5 peores cosas del show.

@RetroXosRetro Lo de RVD lo entendí siempre que al ser un show de ECW se hacía un poco lo que Heyman quisiera. Igualmente siempre me pareció un final flojo que quiere proteger a Cena y lo único que logran es no elevar a nadie.

Wrestlemania fue una cosa tan terrible que en el main event Pat McAfee apareció vestido de árbitro e intentó hacer una cuenta de tres sin ningún tipo de explicación y realmente nadie lo ha cuestionado. Es en plan, pues bueno vale, a estas alturas qué más da.

@LacayoSur @TFujiwara86 @MercedesVarnado collab?

@RetroXosRetro @TFujiwara86 Unos CBDs vienen bien para esos ratos

Creo que en el último año he visto como mucho 3-4 shows de WWE, y cada uno ha sido increíblemente peor que el anterior. Menos mal que con colegas y tal te echas unas risas, porque para quien se quiera tomar esto mínimamente en serio, menuda bazofia infumable. No se salva nada.

Ax sitting in the crowd seeing the "tribute" from Nia Jax in between all the ads

you put the ball in his hands when the lights are bright and he pisses down his leg each time.

2K MyRise cutscene right before the "NEXT ( ❌ )" prompt shows up

Correct me if I’m wrong, but he’s not actually hit the punt in like a decade. It’s been teased and sold like it’s meant to be so vicious and career threatening. WHY IS HE NOT BEING STRETCHERED OUT?!? It’s basic fucking shit.

If you want to know why WWE didn’t give The Wonder Years a live mic, it’s because this is what Soupy does with them

You know what, I understand why WWE banned the ESPN reporter

My WrestleMania XX cookie turns 22 years old today. I was given a WrestleMania cookie at the 2004 WWE WrestleMania XX partnership summit. At the time we were the global master toy maker - created the Ruthless Aggression, Classic Superstars era line of WWE product. I thought the cookie looked delicious, put it in my backpack, and then into my desk at home to eat later. Somehow it got misplaced under a file and I rediscovered it in 2021. And here we are. The oldest WWE Partnership Summit cookie in the world. 😁… and yes it survived the fire. I had it in my office at work. #wwe #prowrestling #wrestlemania #wrestling #foryou