Vintage ITK

@Margate_Hammer @Ibz_9 Mate, this is like something out of a western

2-0. That guy again @Ibz_9

@Dennis_WHW Yes, a sale or two was always on the card after the the big spend last summer.

#WHUFC news on #DeadlineDay Hearing Ashby may not be the only departure of the day. Lots of discontent in the dressing room over this second departure but the valuation may have finally been met by a London rival. More news to follow

@Dennis_WHW I'm blocked geezer, this Alan the blagger?

One source has told me are looking at a striker in France on loan with an option to buy ⚒️🇫🇷👀

DONE DEAL 👀📜🖊️🇫🇷 West Ham have signed Eduard Cisse on loan from PSG until the end of the 02/03 season. With him added to Lomas, Bowyer, Carrick, Cole and Sinclair in the Hammer's midfield surely they are too good to go down this season 👀

@Dennis_WHW 👀

🚨 BREAKING NEWS🚨 West Ham have agreed terms over the return of a PSG player on loan for the season. Wages subsidised by the French Champions. Some will say was not given enough game time in his last spell but Moyes is expected to see him as a squad players still. (@alanrzepa)

@MarkHarrison23 10 years too late

@Retro_ITK Alou Diarra? 👀

Ah the beauty of the transfer window where people with 200 followers are treated as ITK.

@MarkHarrison23 Plays for Monaco

@Retro_ITK Please be David Bellion.

@MarkHarrison23 I have an exclusive update on a French player signing on loan, on fringes of the national team too. 👀🚨

@Retro_ITK But you’ve proven yourself time and time again 😂

Even by my standards this is an obvious troll Sadly as @alanrzepa blocked me I cannot check whether this is happening or not

@alanrzepa @nickyj82 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA quality journalism as per

@Dennis_WHW Finishing what Callum started mate

@GeoffWilkinson_ @HarchesterUtdFC @bill_west_ @Dennis_WHW @supersonic_mark No problem. I understand Liverpool are once again for Didier Baptiste after 21 years

@Retro_ITK @HarchesterUtdFC @bill_west_ @Dennis_WHW @supersonic_mark Thankyou Vintage always such a good source of knowledge on these affairs

West Ham are set to end their striker woes as they take advantage of the financial perils at @HarchesterUtdFC Nigerian superstar Monday Bandele is available in the window. Darren Tyson also as defensive cover set to be signed on loan. Carl Fletcher set to sign in the middle East.

@Dennis_WHW @GeoffWilkinson_ @HarchesterUtdFC @bill_west_ @supersonic_mark You are more likely to sign Jack Davenport from coupling my dear boy

@GeoffWilkinson_ @HarchesterUtdFC @bill_west_ @Dennis_WHW @supersonic_mark Afraid Curtis is fully focusing on his new vocation at the moment. Eugene Rose may be looking for a return to the Prem but it like Nunes it looks unlikely due to logistical reasons

@Retro_ITK @HarchesterUtdFC @bill_west_ @Dennis_WHW @supersonic_mark Hi vintage, is there any truth to the rumours that Curtis Alexander is set to come out of retirement and sign at a premier league club? I’ve heard he’s been doing great things as a doctor for the past few years.

@Dennis_WHW @FootballRemind Look I got Sir Les right

Jonathan Woodgate completed his move to Newcastle from Leeds on #DeadlineDay in 2003. The fee was reportedly £9m plus add one #NUFC