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@danpompei @AdamSchefter RIP my coach hit got hit by a BaZOOKa

"Football's a better world because of him." My farewell to Coach Mac. Free to read. nytimes.com/athletic/71944…

@ascndss nipples look like landmines

fat piggy chud to prime david laid

@BobbyPipeBomb elite grips. the best.

Having such a good range session, I’m terrified to play 18.

@DonnaPrice356 @PablosancheZ_9 @southpawclub7 @SchefflerLegion Not complaining, but I dont think you should get more than X amount rounds prior to the tournament and practice rounds (X set by PGA and Augusta). This is a major, it should be the ultimate test, not a home course. There should be a limit, there probably is, its maybe unspoken

@PablosancheZ_9 @southpawclub7 @SchefflerLegion Ok thanks. I had not seen that anyone complaimed.

Sources tell me Rory McIlroy boarded a private jet this morning to Aronimink in preparation for the PGA Championship

@johnnieO @_blackcolin if Jhonnatan Vegas Wins and hits 2 hole in 1s can i take over the social

@_blackcolin Yeah sure

When Jake Knapp wins the RBC this weekend could I get a free polo @johnnieO?

@ademfanpage30 @JayNussIV sucks. scottie left like 5 puts out there saturday and sunday. definitely almost went his way.

@JayNussIV Scottie would have wiped the fucking floor with rory in a playoff.

@BowTiedYukon @Breaking911 I said it would take 3 replys to a 911 mention. and it was exactly the 3rd down.

@Breaking911 That looks exactly like Building 7 at the WTC…weird

Engineers carried out a controlled implosion of the Mandarin Oriental Miami using strategically placed explosives.

One of Us!

@RiceRay69 force stalin to bang him first

If I was in in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler and this guy with a gun with 2 bullets I’m shooting this fag twice #nuke

@Stool_analytics Rone, Kate, Dave, and KB, throw the $1 producer on and tell him not to speak. Basically dave bullying KB or KB Rone and Kate bullying Dave.

@kmccarthyvt @MyGolfSpy Put me in your will

@MyGolfSpy Nicklaus, Palmer, Trevino, Player

Age yourself by naming a golfer you grew up watching at the Masters….. I’ll start: Davis Love III

@JoFan_12 Coyote in the henhouse

Just came in my wife in my sisters childhood bed #beast

@nascostopergioc @SnoopDoogyDoog Jack had 14 majors by the time he was rorys age. 56 tour wins, versus rorys 29. He wont eclipse Jack. Even of I think he is about to go bag more majors in the next 3-4 years. Games different too. Players can compete better into their 40s. But he wont eclipse jack.

@ReubenMcStalk @SnoopDoogyDoog He’s not better than tiger, obv He will be better than Jack, soon.

Absolutely criminal that Rory went over a decade without a major. One of the most talented golfers of all time

@nascostopergioc @SnoopDoogyDoog Hes certainly not better than Jack or Tiger.

@SnoopDoogyDoog He is the second best player to ever touch a golf club. He single handedly carried this generation and made an impact in every way on our golfing community I, along many others, only play golf because of him.

@kdiopeb @sir12304 would love to see this on traditional links course

@sir12304 Waiting for the tourney he debuts the driver length lob wedge

One of the days Bryson is going to solve golf clubs and singehandily outsmart the entire multi-billion golf R&D industry. Just a few more tweaks!

@JasonKrump @NUCLRGOLF Hes 41. he made the right call.

@NUCLRGOLF A shame to see Dustin Johnson's career fall away like it has. With 24 PGA Tour wins, he may have had a chance for 40, but he took the money.

🚨📉🌺 #LOOK — It was a tough start for LIV Golfers in the 1st round of The Masters. What do you think went wrong?

@stlydanenjoyer Like the dicks sporting goods 3 wood cover. Whatever means necessary to protect the stick

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine.

@WampumMining i’m only in on the open gear and going to the open.

Masters gear is an inverse signal at this point. I’m more likely to believe you didn’t go than you did at this point.

@johnnieO thought you would dm them dam

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@johnnieO I love you Johnnie-O