Blake Cav

I need some coffee, a corpse and a cigarette. Just in case I get bored

Where is god? He's 404

What's the crime if I snort a line? Toke smoke shoot up all at the same time? #rockstar

@Larrylzm5w I don't read blogs. I can't read

All hail the #space #Viking @SirG00N

@SirG00N when are we practicing next?

Dear #peta , please kiss my #ass. Sincerely, the guy who's gonna eat a baconator while laughing at your stupidity

Dear bicyclist riding in the street... there's a special place in hell for people like you #pissed #off

@icemonkey416 whoever did that was either the most wanna be brutal person, or more likely too impatient to wait to get aome chicken lol

Who was the first person to look at cows utters n think "I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of there" #weird

Soccer players are #bitches, fall down n cry for 2 minutes, real men #moshpit, it aint a good pit till theres blood #metal

If you announce your sporting events in English, then Spanish, I lose respect for your sport #soccer #is #gay #as #hell #in #America

Every man is evil yes, every man's a liar. Unashamed of the wicked tongue. Singing the black soul choir.

If I become president I promise a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass #armtheworld

@SirG00N Joseph Kony for band manager? I think he knows how to grab a captive audience pretty well #Kony2013

If you don't know what you're doing, then dont fucking do it! #commonsense

If I were president I'd promise a chicken in every pot and a cap in every ass #armtheworld

Sums up how I feel when people w/ no musical talent try n shit talk metal

Never again will I eat a cheddar/onion/bacon burger with ranch, mayo, n ketchup #crapcitybitch

@SirG00N needs to stop sniffing glue n not move