Rev. Larry Beane

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Rev. Larry Beane

Rev. Larry Beane

@RevLarryBeane

Pastor, Teacher, Chaplain - LCMS. My chromosomes are XY.

Gretna, LA Katılım Ekim 2022
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Rev. Larry Beane
Rev. Larry Beane@RevLarryBeane·
Gretna Police Chief Brett Lawson spoke at our German American Cultural Center meeting tonight!
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Anglican priestess is partnering with a sex-shop to give away hundreds of free vibrators, and then donating any profits from her affiliation to Planned Parenthood.
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Rev. Larry Beane@RevLarryBeane·
We should neither panic, nor be in denial. We should treat the end times the same way that we treat the seasons of the year. Depending on where we live, we see natural phenomena, and we draw conclusions... Today's Devotion, by @RevLarryBeane open.substack.com/pub/revlarrybe…
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Cr4zy3y3z@xCrazyEyez·
@RevLarryBeane @Protestia Those were the words of Matin Luther about peasants. You’re a reverend of a Lutheran church and don’t even know your own history
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Episcopal pastor says Jesus and the Samaritan woman at the well were FLIRTING, because Jesus' use of the term 'Living Water' is actually a double entendre and a 'first century euphemism for 'SEMEN.'
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Cr4zy3y3z@xCrazyEyez·
@RevLarryBeane @Protestia Also, you’re talking about the Pope as if the Orthodoxy isn’t a thing. Why are you talking about the pope to me?
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Rev. Larry Beane@RevLarryBeane·
Our Lord recounts the various signs that will increase as the time of the end of this age gets closer, the time that we now refer to as Jesus’ “second coming.” Things in this fallen world will degenerate... Today's Devotion, by @RevLarryBeane open.substack.com/pub/revlarrybe…
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Rev. Larry Beane@RevLarryBeane·
@xCrazyEyez @Protestia I’m sure Pope Leo is going to get right on running the rebel buttsex element out of holy mother church. Wait, *they’re* not the rebels. 🏳️‍🌈 😂
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Cr4zy3y3z@xCrazyEyez·
@RevLarryBeane @Protestia You’re demon possessed patriarch btw. "Therefore let everyone who can, smite, slay, and stab, secretly or openly, remembering that nothing can be more poisonous, hurtful, or devilish than a rebel. It is just as when one must kill a mad dog".
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John Heil@JohnRHeil·
@RevLarryBeane Where does he even get that idea? It does not appear to be remotely true, even if you search commentaries on the Greek (hydor zon) and Aramaic (mia chia) terms. Must be "Scholars"...
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Cr4zy3y3z@xCrazyEyez·
@Protestia This is the problem with Protestantism, preachers are able to say whatever they want, create any traditions they want, and there’s no type of oversight.
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