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Do y’all ever wake up and the first thought is “yeah… I need a blunt for this” 😭💨

@Centpraise1 If she busy like that, the universe already passed you the lighter to move on…….

MAN-to-MAN: When a woman isn't into you, she'll be busier than a man who runs five companies. Move on bro.

@Centpraise1 If it’s real, it flows… if not, it’s just dry like an empty blunt.”

@Centpraise1 You shouldn’t have to compete for attention.”

@west___4020 @TRimamfyen Hope you get peace beyond that soon.”

@Revelation0019 @TRimamfyen Bro I’ve been like that for the past 7yrs

Do y’all ever wake up and the first thought is “yeah… I need a blunt for this” 😭💨

@west___4020 @TRimamfyen Hope you’re good fr, 7 years is heavy.”

@west___4020 @TRimamfyen 7 years… that’s not a habit anymore, that’s survival.”

@musiclilbaby Active ✅

@luxemiaa It’s funny how small everyday help from people can turn into the most unforgettable experiences 😭……

One time I was at work and realized I didn’t have a pad. I asked my coworker if she had one. She handed me one, I thanked her, and went to the bathroom. A few seconds after putting it on, I felt something I had never experienced in my life. It felt like my vagina was taking deep breaths. There was a sudden cool, tingling sensation that had me standing in the stall questioning every life choice that led me to that moment. I marched back to my desk and asked my coworker, “What is wrong with your pads? Why does it feel like my vagina is breathing?” She looked horrified. Then she remembered that a.........

@luxemiaa Sometimes the most random moments at work become the ones you never forget 😭…..

@KeruboSk Nothing humbles authority faster than Slack screenshots at the right time 😭…….

My team lead threw a laptop onto the conference table last Friday, in front of the whole department. "Who approved this garbage code?" "It crashed the entire payment gateway." The junior dev stared at the floor, completely pale. Everyone looked away. I stayed quiet too. Then the VP of Engineering walked in, looking like thunder. "The company is losing $50k a minute. Who pushed to production without testing?" My team lead immediately pointed at the junior. "He bypassed protocol, sir. I've been warning him." The junior dev opened his phone and cast a Slack thread to the main screen. It was a message from the team lead sent at 2 AM: “Bypass QA. Push it now or you're fired.” Silence. By 5 PM, the junior was promoted to mid-level. My team lead was escorted out by security

@KeruboSk In the end, it wasn’t experience vs junior… it was truth vs convenience…….

Why is my first thought every morning basically “I need a blunt for this” 😭💨

Do y’all wake up and immediately think “yeah… I need a blunt for this” or is that just my mornings? 😭💨

@KeruboSk Be honest… we’ve all done this at least once, right? 💨

We all did this, right?

@luxemiaa He ate like a king then remembered equality at checkout 😭…….

I went on a date with a guy who picked a very expensive tapas restaurant. I figured that was fine because he was the one who suggested it. I ordered a salad and one drink. That was it. I was trying to be low maintenance and polite. This man proceeded to order like he was filming a food review. Plate after plate kept showing up. Croquettes, shrimp, potatoes, something wrapped in prosciutto, and several drinks for himself. At one point I stopped paying attention because I assumed he was either very hungry or trying to impress me with his relationship with the menu. When the bill came, he looked at me and said, “We should split it.” I laughed because I genuinely thought he was joking. He was not joking. I told him.......

@luxemiaa Bro ordered for the whole table then discovered communism when the bill came 😭

@musiclilbaby Active

@Streetfight983 Respect people’s space. Not everyone is gonna walk away quietly.

Don't put your hands on people if you can't take it back

@capital_aket Weed PR team working overtime in my replies 😭💨”

@Revelation0019 Don't try it ❌ smoke weed🤞🥰

i'm at the point where i might have to try a cigarette😭💨