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@FFT1776 Why the second guy come do a plank on her head 😂😂

YIKES!!! … ✈️Airport Karen incoming!! The body slam!👊🏻 📣The crowd cheers!! The end!😂👇🏻

@SoccerTweeter69 This is the first manager we have had to coach us to an ALCS in 24 years, in his first full year as head coach, I agree Munoz should have been in there and he fucked that one up, but your not firing him for fuck sales

Mariners should fire Dan Wilson tomorrow for pitching to Springer like that. If they want to send a message to their fans that they are about winning a World Series, they fire that piece of shit tomorrow.

@TyDaneGonzalez Julio striking out when he wasn’t even thrown a strike, with a chance to have cal come up is sickening, your ONLY job is to get on base and give the best HR hitter in baseball a chance, if the game ends with Cal I’m ok but I am sick to my fucking stomach

I'm ngl, I posted this hoping I had one more of #those tweets in me

@TyDaneGonzalez You have to start Woo tomorrow IMO, they have tagged all of our starters outside of miller, Kirby should be available out of the pen but Woo should get the start

That sucks even more

@RealSkipBayless How does this affect LeBron’s legacy?

Dumper! Suarez slam! Seattle, one win from first World Series!

@TyDaneGonzalez Let’s go when yall going live??

Got some of them good good meds in me. Time to pod.

@BKrypto @TyDaneGonzalez Rivas at 2nd and polo DH

@TyDaneGonzalez It's amazing!!! Although they may have to start Leo Rivas

I'M GONNA GO WATCH THE SEATTLE MARINERS PLAY FOR A CHANCE TO GO TO THE WORLD FUCKING SERIES THIS WEEKEND

@aiden__23 @Mariners Shiver me timbers 😂

He’s coming @Mariners

@DailyLoud Bro that’s venom 😂

BREAKING: This man allegedly found a meteorite in Panama and a life-form started growing from it so he locked it in a safe, only opening it occasionally to give people updates 😳

@lisa_liberal He got shot by you liberal fucks for speaking his mind, which side is the one with no free speech? All you mentally disabled “people” say what ever you want with no consequences, but if you are a republican and public about it your life is in danger. Make it make sense.

Let me get this straight. Charlie Kirk was allowed to say whatever racist, misogynistic, anti-LGBTQ BS he wanted, because of free speech, but we aren’t allowed to say anything negative about Kirk for fear of retribution from Republicans, because we aren’t allowed free speech.

@ArthurTardesky @MahalaxmiRaman Educate yourself before you tweet, shit for brains😂

'We recovered a high-powered, bolt action rifle… in a wooded area where #CharlieKirk's killer fled' — law enforcement official confirms The killer is still at large #Shooter #CharlieKirkshot

@ArthurTardesky @MahalaxmiRaman It was found wrapped in a towel or blanket, the box is what the police use to transport it, to make sure any possible evidence is not contaminated, you fucking smooth brain🤦🏻‍♂️

@MahalaxmiRaman Did he leave the receipt taped to the box too 😂

@exVerdar @stoolpresidente Must have missed the part where a gun climbed up to a rooftop and shot him then ran away

RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.

@Suffragent_ @itsNOTebbi

@itsNOTebbi 🤢🤢🤢🤢

@Imminent_Khaos Can’t wait tell I find you.

@DGN_DAN What fucking idiot sees this and says “it’s probably nothing” no one thought to report it?

Charlie Kirk Shooter spotted on the roof wearing all black prior to the shooting but guess it wasn’t reported?

@Ahmed_hassan_za Yea you really did somthing there, he’s shaking in his boots 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@JMartEnthusiast @JeffPassan Jeff won’t lie.. yall got worked 😂

@JeffPassan Jeff please say we didn’t get brutally fleeced

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

@mjfree “May” “Potentially”

BREAKING: Epstein's secret photos of Donald Trump with young girls sitting on his lap may have been found, potentially forcing Congress to impeach and remove him.

@CPat11 Can you shut the fuck up? And just enjoy the fact that this game is still going? You are such a fucking cry baby bitch about everything.

The Mariners are a fucking buzzkill. All that work in the 9th only to not even be able to move the free runner 90 feet. The walkoff is inbound, so the conversation surrounding this game is going to be a weird mix of optimism and calling the team out for 9 innings of indifference