Rex Cultan

I wouldn’t want to be black…. Too much pressure to be good at basketball

@nathaliejacoby1 Adorable

I think I look better on a Microsoft Teams video call compared to a Zoom call. Is that possible?

I honestly don’t know what some guys do at urinals. Do they sit there and pull on their pubes to see how many they can pull out and leave there? So gross.

@Siriusjay massive Babbaboey and @HowardStern you-know-what shoutout at the beginning of this concert.

Such bullshit. If reductions are covered, so should implants

Howard Stern’s “I wonder who Tom Brady’s fucking?” Is amazing

You People on Netflix made me laugh, think, and cry. Great movie. #YouPeople #JonahHill

@TomMarshall111 I’m thoroughly enjoying the 25 year reunion. Just listened to 11/14/97. Great Maze and second set

@benlapidusmusic I’ve been watching AGT for 10 years and this was the first time me, my wife, and all the kids were standing up and singing. Great song and funny stuff. Keep it up

Happy #NationalCheeseDay America

I just wrote a check for $2. Any self respecting American Citizen born between 1970 and 1980 knows exactly what movie comes to mind

@jdharm so happy for you and your Bengals!!!!!!

Dexter finale was amazing. Great job on this season. #DexterNewBlood

Ah…. Coffee and Fortnite. What a great Sunday morning

You know you’re stoned when you look up and drop visine onto your glasses

Sony should be banned from advertising anything related to the PS5 until they can actually produce them accordingly. The PLayStation shortage is out of control. Just sayin….

Nowadays everybody gotta talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish like they forgot about Dre

I never understood the concept of keg stands. Funnels.... yes.... gravity, etc. But keg stands are the opposite. Why put yourself upside down? I just don’t get it

Anyone else see the beautiful irony of an “Asian” winning the Masters? I bet a whole bunch of racist A-holes are upset right now

@jonathanmtucker I absolutely loved you in Kingdom (“where do I know that guy from? Wait, it’s Zusman!”). You made that show. I wish you all luck on your premier tonight of Debris