Beefer Sutherland

"they" Don't want me to post this

Nine eleven times a hundred. That's right. Nine hundred and eleven thousand

@L_D_8 Whats she talking full swap 🤣

@L_D_8 Does she wanna get a lil high?

@imonwwe Based

im going to my grandmas house tomorrow to show her whippets

@TheAngryHonky @MikeJazzpenis

@MikeJazzpenis Hell yeah!

Hey bro, let’s get circumcised!

I've just been informed that my daughter's best friend "left her" for a more popular group of girls. Tonight we'll be launching Operation poopy pail where in I'll teach her how to covertly take a shit in this girl's lunch box without getting caught

My Latinx wife doesn’t have time to cook for my young son and I because of her lucrative real estate business. Her pictures on billboards all over the tri county area. It’s great tho.

There's a Latinx real estate agent around here with a bunch of billboards around town... If I had a dollar for every time I've ever rubbed one out to those billboards

You have to admit it IS more believable that Snape teaches the "Dark Arts" in this version x.com/PrintWithFlint…

Told that optometrist to kick rocks, we're Jesus friendly around these part!

@clark1927 I'm thinking of exploring a new meta of posting things Democrats do with the caption "imagine if a Republican did this". Could be a game changer if it works out

Not a lot of innovation on this site these days

Using the black thumbs upy CEO uses on the group chat so he feels more represented in the cartoon thumbs up in the work group chat demo. DEI is all our responsibilitys

@happy_honeyboy That was a close call

A woman driver just picked up my doordash order so I cancelled it.

This thing is fucking useless 😡

@clark1927 Why IS so many Jalen's in the NBA?

@RexMasterson1 This is crazy

@clark1927 look at this

@clark1927 Good that'll give you time to prepare mentally 🙏🏻

@RexMasterson1 I gotta wait til after work to listen

@grok give me a blowjob