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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough, sister. You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran." The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iran either!"

@hw97karbine Germans were very good at wasting scarce resources on stupid things like these but didn't think of producing a 4 engine strategic bomber.

Arado Ar 196 floatplanes serving with III./KG 100 flying in support of German landing forces during the Battle of Leros in late 1943

@5UM8O rt

X has paused my revenue sharing, for explicitly exposing I5LAM, but we are not here for money. We are Here for Hindu cause. If you see this. RT this & comment "FB" so I can follow you back. (X limits so it can be take some time)

@Moonlight_myths My friend didn't know his son was not his until the kid turned 10 & needed bone marrow transplant. His wife cheated & till that day continued cheating with the father of the boy. She probably thought she cud get away with it.

My sister gave birth to a red-haired daughter. But she and her husband are both dark-haired. No one in our family has red hair. My sister insists that her husband's great-grandfather was red-haired, and that's how it was passed down. Her husband didn't believe her, especially since she has this one red-haired colleague at work. Anyway, he insisted on a DNA test, which they did after huge fights and screaming matches. My sister threw the paper in his face. It showed 99.9% he's the father. But he still doesn't believe it, says the test could have been faked or someone paid off the lab. He wants to do another one at a different lab, but my sister is afraid this will definitely lead them to divorce He's not even talking to my sister right now. But he says it's better to find out the truth and live with a clear conscience. He doesn't want to raise someone else's child. I believe my sister 100%, but I have to admit the situation is pretty bizarre. Does anyone know anything about genetics?

@Moonlight_myths For too long too many partners hv done the dirty thing & many got away with it. I dont understand the bickering. Just let him get his confirmation.

@Khurpenchinfra India's identity is Hindu. Main influence on Indians is Hinduism. The sadhu is the symbol of Hinduism. Sadhuism is the soul of HIndus. The sadhu is always unkempt, disorganized, dirty etc. Thus is the current state of India.

India in not dirty Indians made it dirty 🤡

@theskindoctor13 Moral bankruptcy of the people. Hinduism may have high philosophy & intricate moral disciplines but in practical terms is an utter failure. Pakistan may hv Islam but their hearts & minds r still Hindu on many levels. Both r morally bankrupt.

A lorry overturned in Nellore, Andhra Pradesh, and people looted cold drink bottles despite the injured driver pleading with them not to. Such incidents are not uncommon in India. What explains this mass behaviour? Such insensitivity, for what? A few hundred rupees?

@khurpenchh When you see govt officials wearing slippers to do cleanup it is simply PR. They are not serious. Lets call their bullshit.

कानपुर की मेयर से अनुरोध है कि सच में अपनी टीम के साथ अगर इतना ही झाड़ू लगानी है तो हम कानपुर में हम आपको बहुत सारी लोकेशन भेज दे रहे हैं जहाँ तमाम गंदगी पड़ी है। और नगर निगम की गाड़ी भी उस कूड़े को नहीं उठा रही है।

Allah is haram Muhammad is haram Sharia is haram Islam is haram We Japan reject Islam

@BirdsRon Wow....really cool pic, Ron.

Our little annual midtown visitor. American Woodcock Bryant Park

@alphafox He is not bullet proof. This is another reason why it is good to have "Lisenced to Carry"-to make sure mfkers like this cant continue bullying smaller ppl.

If this man took your food, would you intervene? 😯

@ApostateProphet He is a Paki. They have this imperial caliphate orgasm from time to time.

You will just end up killing each other and begging the West for help and then blame the West for interfering.

@saniyafatma1278 Its ur neighbor's right to put up the fance-perhaps they want some extra privacy. U cant do much. U cud put some mirrors to give the impression of "dept" but this also come with unnecessary sunlight or other light reflections that cud be annoying sometimes.

I seriously need some help here. My neighbor just put up this massive metal fence right along our property line and I’m honestly pretty upset about it. It completely changed the whole feel of my driveway and now it looks like I’m pulling into some kind of industrial corridor. I had no idea this was even happening until the thing was already built. It feels like my space just got boxed in overnight. What on earth can I do in a situation like this???

This picture was known for 84 years as " The Last Jew of Vinnitsa. " It shows the execution of the last Jew in the city of Vinnitsa, Ukraine, on July 1, 1941. Holocaust researchers finally identified the shooter in this photo last year. His name was Jakobus Onnen, a schoolteacher in Lower Saxony before the war who joined the Einsatzgruppen. He was killed by the Red Army in the city of Korosten, in Zhytomyr Oblast, Ukraine, on August 12, 1943. Another " ordinary man. " 🫠

This is called 'projection'. A Muslim here is arguing that just a movie can push others into killing Muslims, because that's exactly how Muslims behave, except that they don't need a movie, but a book.

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It was a military conquest in which the Umayyad Caliphate destroyed the Christian Visigothic Kingdom. They occupied Iberia from the 8th until the 15th century. Take your fake history elsewhere.

Why does a Rutgers have a huge hilltop house for the university president presidents that has seven bedrooms, nine bathrooms, and a koi pond? The president doesn't even live there, his daughter is crashing the place, considering his salary is $1.45 M he can afford his own place nj.com/education/2026…

@TomasZdechovsky @ZelenskyyUa Your party have 3% support in the Czech Republic. Without the coalition with OSD you wouldn't even reach the 5% to enter the parliament. Nazi Parasite Czech dwarf party 😂